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If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then traded in the cans at a redemption center for the nickel deposit, you would have $107.00. Given the current conditions of the economy, my advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then traded in the cans at a redemption center for the nickel deposit, you would have $107.00. Given the current conditions of the economy, my advice is to drink heavily and recycle.



SpasticMonkey,

I will definitely tell my clients that. Besides, I'm tired of hearing all their whining and shit. They never listen to me anyway. I will also forward your tip to my branch manager. "She" will love it!

Yep, I can't wait till the market closes tomorrow. Because then I head to the playground, I mean dropzone! Assist with the h2o training and make beer money, then party without puking, not getting into a coma, and do 6 rounds of 4 way in the SSL. Do a couple of night jumps and watch the FNGs land out. And finally drink some badass homebrew!! :D

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hehe...

"I guess I picked the wrong day to quit taking anaphedamens(sp?)..."

God, what a great movie!



Look everyone I've discovered the quote link

One of the best I love when The pilot kicks all those Beggars ass's in the airport. I can't even remeber the silly names they had.


Or how about "Do you talk jive"

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so Bobby, HAve you ever seen a grown man naked?

do ya like when scraps rubs up and down your leg?

even been to a turkish prison?

hysterical movie! there is something goin on in the background in almost every scene.

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Shark....if you are anything like my broker....there isn't anything you could say to me right now that would make me happy. My problem was I listened to the PITA earlier so I bought JDSU at 13...now it is like at 3. >:( You guys don't know any better than the rest of us.

Might I suggest sticking to skydiving....it sounds like you have a much better plan there. B|B|B|B| Plus it is less dangerous than the market right now. Have a great weekend.

Aren't you glad the market is closed on weekends?????

Lisa

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DOH..... guess I fell for that one!

Just know if I ever get out of that mess with some money I'm investing in something reliable.

Anyone know of a DZ for sale?

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Dave...hon

I was joking. I can't imagine owning a DZ would be much more productive than playing the market. Seriously I would be better off putting my money in my mattress!!!!!

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Shark....if you are anything like my broker....there isn't anything you could say to me right now that would make me happy. My problem was I listened to the PITA earlier so I bought JDSU at 13...now it is like at 3. >:( You guys don't know any better than the rest of us.

Might I suggest sticking to skydiving....it sounds like you have a much better plan there. B|B|B|B| Plus it is less dangerous than the market right now. Have a great weekend.

Aren't you glad the market is closed on weekends?????

Lisa



Hi Lisa,

We actually deal with the exercise of corporate stock options. We also discourage our clients from staying in "highly" concentrated positions. Read: their company stock. Those who did NOT listen found themselves losing their ass and subjected to margin calls. I personally like preservation of capital and have our "smarter" clients in municipal bond portfolios. Looks like your broker got you to chase the "hot dot" and it blew up. Like the say, the market is driven by fear and greed. Hope all turns around and will be better for everyone. It sucks to see people lose money and even worse when it is your own.

And I am sticking to skydiving. I also enjoy jumping with and teaching students, but it doesn't pay that well, not that I'm doing it for the money. In fact, I use my own ticket and jump for free with them post "A" license.

Yes, I am glad the market is closed on weekends. They should be open only 4 days a week.:D

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I'm planning to convert all of my severely deflated investments to Ramen Noodles in the near future.



A better investment would be SPAM. You have the entree and then jello for desert all in one can.:D

Personally, I like the beer investment.

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