Generations...

[AndyMan 7]

It's been an interesting day.

It started off at a rooftop part my condo association was holding. A ton of people came out, we had a band play, a pig roast, the rest of the food cattered, free booze... the works.

Anyways, as i progress deeper into the effects of the open bar, two girls start hitting on me. It was fun. As time progressed, they were being more and more flirtatious. Eventually we even got into a waterfight, throwing bottles and glasses of water at each other.

I knew they were younger. In a 'guess my age' I guessed 19 and 20, and they said I was right.

Anyways, the rooftop party winded down, and we moved downstairs, into the condo of a friend. Then, I overheard their real age. 14 and 15.

Now I wanna explain - I'm no pervert here. I don't go after 14 and 15 year olds. These two were the most physically mature teenagers I've ever seen. When I guessed they were 20, I was guessing LOW.

Anywyas, so I said 'thanks for hanging out today', gave each one a hug, and moved on.

I eventually moved out to the balcony, had a smoke, a beer, and a "safety meeting" with another girl... this once was older. Again, we hit it off briliantly. She might've been 10 years older then me, but we got along so well, had so much seemingly in common, it wasn't an issue. Eventually, she tells me she wants to see my condo.

In fact, she INSISTS she sees my condo. RIGHT NOW.

Now I dunno about you, but if a woman is insisting that she leave a party to go see my condo, she's NOT just interested in my condo. Aparently, she was. We go down, conviently the place is actually clean, and the lights are even dim. She looks around, then says to me " Damn. if only you were 5 years older....", then we go back upstaits.

After she's left, a bunch of us are standing around wondeirng what to do next.... somebody suggests a club, and we go.

On the way there, in the taxi, I realise that one of the people I'm sharing the cab with, is the mother of one of the girls that'd been hitting on me earlier.

We end up at this bar, get front of the line, no cover because somebody knows somebody.... go in, it's a hip techno / oxygen bar / 9$ drink / beautiful people kinda place.... We all start dancing, and we're all having fun, but I do notice this 'mother' is getting closer... yup, she's hitting on me now, too.

The mother of the 14 year old girl from earlier today is trying to grind....

So, to recap:

One the girl is WAY too young.
One I'm WAY too young.
One That would jsut be WEIRD!

Now it's 5:00am, and I started drinking at 3:00pm.

I think it's bedtime. Thankfully, given the day's events, I'll be there alone.

In other news, I was dancing on my ankle tonight.... WooHoo!

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You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead.

[bbarnhouse 0]

Andy~
Go back to bed and revisit that dream.........maybe the outcome will be different !! Bwahhhhhhhhhh

[AggieDave 6]

Thank god I live in a town were 45,000 people are college students and my age and about 55% of those are girls, very beautiful girls...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[GrumpySmurf 0]

So did you pull a 'The Graduate' then?

[freeflir29 0]

If it was me I would have taken the MILF home. Start dating her now and then in 3-4 years when the daughter turns 18 you dump Mom. Or take them both out...

[bbarnhouse 0]

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If it was me ........

Yeah this from a guy that dates sheep!!!

[freeflir29 0]

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Yeah this from a guy that dates sheep!!!

Are you going to be in Rantoul???

[jfields 0]

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Yeah this from a guy that dates sheep!!!
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Are you going to be in Rantoul???

Nice segue!

[wlie 0]

Whatever drugs you're smoking, you should be sharing

[freeflir29 0]

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you should be sharing

I always share!!!!