Deuce 1 #1 July 24, 2002 My DZ has a wonderful, beautiful French female pilot for our KingAir, so I was wondering: Skybytch has said that she has extra-altitude worthy flashable parts that get her extra altitude. If a guy flashed a female pilot, what do you think would happen? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #2 July 24, 2002 Try it - and let us know what happens.......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #3 July 24, 2002 Depends. I flashed a female skydiver this past weekend and she just laughed. We were talking about pubic hair at the time and I showed her mine. She didn't have any! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #4 July 24, 2002 is the pilot also a jumper??if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 July 24, 2002 It'd probably work....women usually like my boobies.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #6 July 24, 2002 In a B737, arrested....... ...and if you were unworthy, you may get thrown out of the plane by the chic. BTW, FreeflyPlaymate is now Multi-Engine Rated and is going for her Instrument ticket in a couple of weeks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #7 July 24, 2002 I'll need a number that I can call collect from jail if it goes that way. If I called my Mrs. with that one, she wouldn't be able to drive for about a day from laughter-cramps. "You flashed Flo?" clunk. Hysterical laughter for hours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 July 24, 2002 ***She didn't have any! *** Good girl!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #9 July 24, 2002 She's done a tandem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #10 July 24, 2002 Ok - here is the deal - if you get thrown in jail I will personally bail you out - and then get my law firm to represent you......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,114 #11 July 24, 2002 QuoteI flashed a female skydiver this past weekend and she just laughed. She laughed when she saw your equipment? How embarrassing for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #12 July 24, 2002 QuoteSkybytch has said that she has extra-altitude worthy flashable parts that get her extra altitude. Wow! I didnt even have to do anything.......and Monk comes up tp me and says......"Who's good to ya baby?" Gotta love a man with tude! Bwahhhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #13 July 24, 2002 QuoteShe laughed when she saw your equipment? How embarrassing for you. I thought about that afterwords. Of well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #14 July 24, 2002 Ummmmmm just flash her your boobies.........pierced of course! Unless.......you're hung like a horse that is! Neighhhhhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #15 July 24, 2002 Flashing a female pilot might even get you laid if she likes what she sees . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 July 24, 2002 QuoteFlashing a female pilot might even get you laid if she likes what she sees Yeah...but it's a rare chic that will actually admit it. Most will go with what society dictates. Which is..."Oh how awful...I'm so distraught" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #17 July 24, 2002 Clay your knowledge of women sucks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #18 July 24, 2002 Clay? Are your eyes brown? If not they should be cause you are full of shit! Bwahhhhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 July 24, 2002 QuoteClay your knowledge of women sucks. Nope...I know women well....You're just a skydiving chic so you're differen't than the rest of the population. Your perception is askew... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #20 July 24, 2002 QuoteQuoteClay your knowledge of women sucks. Nope...I know women well....You're just a skydiving chic so you're differen't than the rest of the population. Your perception is askew... yeah, this shoulv'e been posted on the other thread...(chics: rw vs. ff) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #21 July 24, 2002 QuoteFlashing a female pilot might even get you laid if she likes what she sees . Fasterfaller, YOU are the guy who writes all those letters to Penthouse. "I never thought I'd be writing you...when she saw...she flew just the two of us to a nearby field where 5 of her friends from the Hawaiin Tropic competition....completely exhausted." I'm a skydiver, I can't afford for my wife to get a pilot's license Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibrobinm 0 #22 July 25, 2002 I am SO WANTING to get my pilot's license, and when I do, you can be sure that you will get extra altitude from me if you drop your drawers! Seen too many women flashing boobs for too long to get more altitude, it's only right that if you are male and you are on my plane you better drop those drawers! Next time you have to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #23 July 25, 2002 will they get even more if its pierced? Bwahhhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #24 July 25, 2002 Quotewill they get even more if its pierced? Bwahhhhhhhh woo hoooo can't wait.......i'm getting an extra 2-5k every time.......... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverchick 0 #25 July 25, 2002 I am a female pilot and a skydiver. If you flashed me several things could happen. I could laugh or be impressed depending on size and piercings. It might get you laid if you are cute and nice. As for the extra altitude I would give it to you. How much is questionable but you would get some just for being ballsy enough to try it. Oh by the way if a girl flashes me I'll give her all the altitude I can!!!!!!!! Mother Hen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
