f1freak 0 #1 July 26, 2002 Observations on Sex... "What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." Tom Clancy "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin "You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." Drew Carey "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." Woody Allen "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Unknown "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." Rodney Dangerfield "My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." Bill Kelly "As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen." Reverend Sydney Smith "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Woody Allen "Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." Sam Austin "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." George Burns "I can remember when riding motorcycles was dangerous and sex was safe." Unknown "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." Matt Barry "Life is a sexually transmitted disease." Unknown "My kid had sex with your honor student." Bumper Sticker "My sexual preference is not you." T-shirt "Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." Michael Sinz "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." Woody Allen "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." George Burns "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." Henry Miller "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." Lynn Lavner "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." P. J. O'RourkeHAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #2 July 26, 2002 "Sex after sixty is great. And the one in the fall is really good." Bob HopeShit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #3 July 26, 2002 "Life is porno and i'm the cameraman" unlnown Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #4 July 26, 2002 When I can no longer get it up , I will settle for dropping it in . My own semi original quote . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airborne31582 0 #5 July 26, 2002 My own personal quote: The eternal struggle is not between good and evil, it is wether to think with your head or your dick. Chris I thought of the odds of me succeeding, versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
