harro 0 #1 July 29, 2002 It's so very very true . . . . . Then God made Woman First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needin' ". After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. Then he added a mouth. Ruined the whole fuckin thing. Jumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #2 July 29, 2002 Mwaaahahahahahaa! Nice one! I should be the last person to comment, but even for me, its not always the case.....xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 July 29, 2002 very funny...."this comment is stricen from the record in the event that it may get me in ALOT of trouble"My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
