Viking 0 #1 July 28, 2002 PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8:30 Weigh 5lbs. lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, squeezed orange juice and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil. 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer. 10:30 Facial , manicure, shampoo, and comb out. 12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe. 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs. 1:00 Shopping with friends. 3:00 Nap. 4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer. 4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage. 5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror. 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing. 10:00 Hot shower. Alone. 10:30 Make love. 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms. A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN 6:00 Alarm. 6:15 Blowjob. 6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section. 7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea. 7:30 Limo arrives. 7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport 8:15 Private jet to Augusta Georgia. 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club. 9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par. 11:30 Blowjob 11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens. 12:15 Blowjob. 12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par. 2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis. 2:20 Blowjob 2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap. 3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew. 4:15 Blowjob 4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs. 5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel. 7:00 Watch Sportscenter. 7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip. 9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar. 10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs. 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi. 11:45 Go to bed. 11:46 One last blowjob. 11:59 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room. 12:00 Laugh yourself to sleep. bwhahahahahahahha I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMFin 0 #2 July 28, 2002 No jumping out of planes or other aircrafts ? No smell of jet fuel in the morning ? Just change the Golf playing scene to some proper skydiving activity and were pretty much there m8 ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 July 28, 2002 ya i was thinking about that but then i would rewrite almost eh entire mens day.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #4 July 28, 2002 I wonder what a perfect day for Clay would be like ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #5 July 28, 2002 Oh you poor child. What kind of women are you hanging out with?! Yikes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #6 July 28, 2002 I have alot female friends at school that fit that discription to a tee.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #7 July 29, 2002 QuotePERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8:30 Weigh 5lbs. lighter than yesterday Loose 5lbs? mm... busy night HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txojumps 0 #8 July 29, 2002 He's not....that's the problem *************************************** Awright, guys, you don't have one, so don't act like one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #9 July 29, 2002 QuoteI wonder what a perfect day for Clay would be like ? Blowing a sheep? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
