nws01 0 #1 July 31, 2002 KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #2 July 31, 2002 LOL, that'sn funny. That reminds me though, have you ever seen that footage of the lady who got stabbed in the back or the back of the neck, but shre didn't know it. You see her on a store surveillance tape walking around with this big knife sticking out the back. At least the lady in the car knew something unusual had happened Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 July 31, 2002 Damnit, they promised me they would keep that whole incident a secret....now everyone knows.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #4 July 31, 2002 Q: What do you call a blond with a silver dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a dollar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #5 July 31, 2002 Quotenow everyone knows.... It's OK....I'll still respect you in the morning..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dmddave 0 #6 July 31, 2002 Another old urban legend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #7 July 31, 2002 Damn it, why can't I get the url coding right? Anyway, urban legend. www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htmSkydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
freeflir29 0 #5 July 31, 2002 Quotenow everyone knows.... It's OK....I'll still respect you in the morning..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dmddave 0 #6 July 31, 2002 Another old urban legend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #7 July 31, 2002 Damn it, why can't I get the url coding right? Anyway, urban legend. www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htmSkydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
