bbarnhouse 0 #1 July 31, 2002 Sangiro with a hot fork......... Chrome with a red hot poker.....OR Clay with his entourage of farm animals? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 July 31, 2002 QuoteSangiro with a hot fork......... I find that sexy!! QuoteChrome with a red hot poker..... Rather intriguing.... QuoteOR Clay with his entourage of farm animals? Just plain frightening, but everyone deserves to be loved. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #3 July 31, 2002 But....But.......where has Clay been anyway? Not that I miss him or anything.......LOL bahhhhhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #4 July 31, 2002 QuoteChrome with a red hot poker hehehe, reminds me of a trip to k-mart (with my *mom*) once to buy some seeds for the garden... never shopped for this kinda shite before, so, of course, when we came across the red hot poker, cockscomb, yard long bean (hehehe), convolvulus (and a few others i don't remember off the top of my head), i just HAD to make a scene! (and a few purchases ) steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #5 July 31, 2002 QuoteBut....But.......where has Clay been anyway? Not that I miss him or anything.......LOL bahhhhhhhhhh i'm enjoying my quiet time...shh....if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #6 July 31, 2002 Hell froze over remember. I would imagine Clay has found other uses for his fingers.................and palms Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 July 31, 2002 I'm in a training class. I'll be out this afternoon though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #8 July 31, 2002 QuoteI'm in a training class. I'll be out this afternoon though Don't walk.......Run!!! Hide!!! LOL Ahhhhhh its a fine day for golf! Cheers! walks away thinking...training bra...whats he gonna train them to do? Dang man boobies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #9 July 31, 2002 QuoteI'm in a training class. You teaching "Advanced Topics in Animal Husbandry" again? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #10 July 31, 2002 Quote"Advanced Topics in Animal Husbandry" Course contents as follows. -How to penetrate a sheep without being kicked in the nuts. -How to catch the unwilling chicken. -Why chickens prefer KY over vasaline. -How to approach a cow correctly. -Why sex with horses is always a bad idea. -Canadians and moose...a case study in rampent passion. -Ducks are difficult for non swimmers. -Dogs ARE a mans best friend. -How to quietly declaw the neighbours cat. -Why it is necessary to declaw the neighbours cat. -Alligators...a study in beastiality and bondage. -Watch them kangeroos feet. -Animals, orgys and HIV/AIDS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #11 July 31, 2002 You seem to know quite a lot about this subject scratch. Don't you think it's time you came out of the pen. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #12 July 31, 2002 To truly be a man you must know all things in life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #13 July 31, 2002 QuoteTo truly be a man you must know all things in life. That requires way more shots from a doctor afterwards than I am willing to get. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #14 July 31, 2002 That's not a course... That's a pre-req's list for a master (no trying to bait here) degree!Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #15 July 31, 2002 QuoteThat requires way more shots from a doctor afterwards than I am willing to get. You aren't willing to use condoms. That is very irresponsible young Justin. Clay or Skreamer might have been there first. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #16 July 31, 2002 QuoteYou aren't willing to use condoms. That is very irresponsible young Justin. That has nothing to do with condoms. What about bites and scratches from beaks, claws, hooves, etc.? You could catch all sorts of things before even getting your pants off.... QuoteClay or Skreamer might have been there first. A disgusting thought, no matter what the subject of their attention has been... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 July 31, 2002 Quotetraining bra It's called a "Mansierre" stupid...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #18 July 31, 2002 QuoteIt's called a "Mansierre" stupid...... I thought it was called a "Bro" A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 July 31, 2002 QuoteI thought it was called a "Bro" I was never a huge Seinfeld fan but that was some funny stuff!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #20 July 31, 2002 QuoteIt's called a "Mansierre" stupid Who you callin stupid?.......stupid! *stands gawking at Clay while wearing her tee-shirt that says...."I see dumb people" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 July 31, 2002 Quote...."I see dumb people" Oh yeah....you do have a mirror over your bed don't you.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #22 July 31, 2002 Now Clay you aren't playing very nice today......I'm packin up my marbles, my toy trucks and all my plastic farm animals. "Screw you guys I'm goin' home, and NO you can't have one of my monster cookies!" Humph Gets on the mental magnitude and heads for home, pink streamers flyin from the handle bars... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 July 31, 2002 QuoteNow Clay you aren't playing very nice today Since when did I play nice? I thought I have always been pretty crude and obnoxious.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #24 July 31, 2002 Goes to Clay's Mum and tells her that he needs a good wollup and his mouth washed out with soap[/i Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #25 July 31, 2002 I'll hold him down while you noogie him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
