good friday joke

[hobbes4star 0]

A U.S. Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's
liberty. That evening, the captain was more than a little
surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a
wealthy plantation owner:

"Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's coming
of age party. I would like you to send four well mannered,
handsome, unmarried officers. They should arrive at 8 p.m.
prepared for an evening of polite southern conversation and
dance with lovely young ladies. One last point: No Mexicans.
We don't like Mexicans."

Sure enough, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, the lady heard a rap at the
door. She opened the door to find, in dress uniform, four
exquisitely mannered, smiling black officers. Her jaw hit the
floor, but pulling herself together she stammered, "There must
be some mistake!"

"On no, Madam," said the first officer, "Captain Martinez
doesn't make mistakes."

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[Kris 0]

Heh. Good one. If I were the captain that sounds like something I would do.

Kris Martinez

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™