SatchFan 0 #1 July 29, 2002 What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #2 July 29, 2002 Ha Ha Ha "If it wasn't for pick-pockets, I would have no sex-life at all!!!" -Rodney Dangerfield My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 July 29, 2002 whats the difference between a circus and a sorority?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #4 July 29, 2002 Quote"Save a tree...eat a beaver" i must have saved a small forest of trees by now. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #5 July 29, 2002 i give up, what's the difference jt? what's the difference between the panama canal and my ex-wife? the panama canal is a busy ditch..."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #6 July 29, 2002 A Mensa meeting for short people and a women's track team? Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #7 July 29, 2002 How do blind skydivers know when to flare? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #8 July 29, 2002 When the leash goes limp? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #9 July 29, 2002 How many skydivers does it take to tell a joke with a punchline? A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #10 July 29, 2002 That's my tag line, wolfman. They flare when the leash goes slack. Here's two I hear on EVERY load from Tandem masters. Why aren't there more blind skydivers: It scares the dogs. My first jump was a night-water jump; I closed my eyes and peed my pants. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #11 July 29, 2002 Okay, but we still don't know the difference between a circus and a sorority and a MENSA meeting for short people and a women's track team.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #12 July 29, 2002 QuoteOkay, but we still don't know the difference between a circus and a sorority and a MENSA meeting for short people and a women's track team. A MENSA meeting is a gathering of cunning runts... (sorry, folk, I don't write 'em) Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravitysurf808 0 #13 July 30, 2002 Wait! I know!! Over here, pick me-pick me!!!! or another version... A tribe of pygme's v.s a womens' track team...? Classic flyhi !! Thank you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 July 30, 2002 whats the difference between a circus and a sorority? oops sorry ...almost( i did) forgot to post the answer the first is a Cunning array of STunts! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 July 30, 2002 whats the difference betwwen a clever midget and a women with the clap? (think along the same lines a smy other joke)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravitysurf808 0 #16 July 30, 2002 too goodHow about a woman walking out of a church or stepping out of the bathtub? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 July 30, 2002 whats the difference betwwen a clever midget and a women with the clap? the first is a Cunning little RuntMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #18 August 2, 2002 You guys are disgusting! I am SHOCKED AND APPALLED at your insensitivity!! Q: Anyway, what do you call a roomful of women with PMS and yeast infections?? A: A whine-and-cheese party!! -ouch! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
