billvon 3,120 #1 August 2, 2002 Just got a drunken call from Rantoul, where Lisa, Val, Omri, and Andy are getting a head start on the week. Couldn't quite make out much of what was said, other than Andy claims I owe him two cases of beer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 August 2, 2002 your not going Bill?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #3 August 2, 2002 Bwahhhhhhh and is Val smacking asses as usual? I bet her rating drops to 30% !!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #4 August 2, 2002 Not fair! I never get drunken phone calls from people I barely know in the middle of the night. Instead I get, "Get dressed, we're in your driveway," calls in the middle of the night. Not as fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #5 August 2, 2002 QuoteNot fair! I never get drunken phone calls from people I barely know in the middle of the night. Instead I get, "Get dressed, we're in your driveway," calls in the middle of the night. Not as fun. That's better than, "Dude, how much bail money you got?"Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 August 2, 2002 When i got my phone call, Val was the only one drunk. It was only 7:30pm and she was drunk already. She kept telling me about some guy with no teeth, there was no mention of ass smacking. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #7 August 2, 2002 A guy with no teeth? I am not going there........ mind runs rampant with thoughts of Val and the guy with no teeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #8 August 2, 2002 no one called me... I feel so unloved it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 August 2, 2002 QuoteThat's better than, "Dude, how much bail money you got?" A good friend will bail you out of jail, a GREAT friend will be in the cell next to you going "man, that was fucking awsome!" Between everyone going to WFFC and FlyingFerret going to Sturgis, I'm freak'n jealous!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #10 August 2, 2002 QuoteA good friend will bail you out of jail, a GREAT friend will be in the cell next to you going "man, that was fucking awsome!" That is so true, Dave! I have bailed out my friends and when my best friend was in jail for DUI I was in jail too yelling at the officer for giving him a D.U.I. Cops just think they can put you in jail for yelling at them and cussing them out. All charges were dropped. I was pretty drunk and I have never yelled or cursed out a cop since. My best friend and I just laugh about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #11 August 2, 2002 Quoteno one called me... I feel so unloved I'd make fun of you, but no one called me either. Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #12 August 2, 2002 Quote but no one called me either. give me your number, I'll call you drunk (if you promise to talk dir... uhh...call me back when you're drunk)it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #13 August 2, 2002 Ok... shes only allowed to talk dir... uhh... drunk to me. And I did'nt get a call either... I guess its better this way then getting one at 2am...Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 August 2, 2002 OK...PM me everyone's Phone numbers. I'll make lots of calls tomorrow night!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #15 August 2, 2002 QuoteOK...PM me everyone's Phone numbers. I'll make lots of calls tomorrow night And all they heard on the other end was.... heavy breathing and bahhhhhhhhh bahhhaaaahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 August 2, 2002 QuoteAnd all they heard on the other end was I think it's kind of kinky when you do that during sex...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #17 August 3, 2002 Ok....now I am a little insulted that I haven't gotten a call..... I am stuck in my house (garage door problems....) and I actually want to hear how the convention is starting out..... NOW they ignore me??? ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #18 August 3, 2002 Ok, you guys keep the drunken calls........... I WANNA SEE THE DRUNKEN PIX START POSTING DARNIT LIKE YOU HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO DO?!?!?!?!?Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 August 3, 2002 QuoteI am stuck in my house (garage door problems....) If that was the only thing standing between me and the convention I think it would become a "drive through" garage door.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #20 August 3, 2002 ACCCCCKKKKKKKKKK WAAAAIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT ***NO SHEEP INCLUDED*** Thank you!Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #21 August 3, 2002 QuoteI think it's kind of kinky when you do that during sex I'm sorry must have confused me with your ewe!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #22 August 3, 2002 I was gonna say how I felt left out, also not getting any drunken phone calls. But if they're involving toothless yokels and sheep, I'll pass. At least until I get there on Monday. M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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