this joke is bad but i just had to post it.

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A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off
to the doctors. "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the
little paper bag.

"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a
blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a
couple of days."

The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the
results.

"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag. "I'm
afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.

"No, I can't be I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little
paper bag.

"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper
bag!"

"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous
drug users?" asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper
bag!"

"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a
blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.

"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"

"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just little
paper bag!"

"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor.
"Your mother must have been a carrier."

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

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A man without arms or legs is sunbathing by the sea on a small
rocky peninsula. He is approached by three beautiful young
women who take pity on him.

The first woman says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?"

The man shakes his head no, and she leans down and gives him
a big hug.

"Have you ever been kissed?" asks the second woman.

He shakes his head no, and she kisses him.

Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, "Have you ever been
screwed?"

"No," says the man, his eyes lighting up.

"Well, you are now. The tide's coming in!"

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?