Found in Britain....and remember, it's their language!

[hobbes4star 0]

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
>TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
>
>In a Laundromat:
>AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
>GOES OUT
>
>In a London department store:
>BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
>
>In an office:
>WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
>FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
>
>In an office:
>AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
>DRAINING BOARD
>
>Outside a secondhand shop:
>WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
>WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
>
>Notice in health food shop window:
>CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
>
>Spotted in a safari park:
>ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
>
>Seen during a conference:
>FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE
>ON THE FIRST FLOOR
>
>Notice in a field:
>THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
>
>Message on a leaflet:
>IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
>
>On a repair shop door:
>WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
>(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[Spy38W 0]

Hehe, too funny, especially the reading lessons and repair shop..

--
Hook high, flare on time

[ernokaikkonen 0]

Almost as funny as "engrish"... But what do we call these? My favorite was the repair shop one.

Erno

[DickMcMahon 0]

I used to live in London, and one of the signs
that caught my attention at the Boots Pharmacy
said ...

"EAR PIERCING WHILE YOU WAIT"

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