JumpNFly 0 #1 August 9, 2002 So I'm up at 4:30AM, at work by 5 AM, and yes, once again, the skies are a perfect blue color, with no clouds this morning, at least I didn't see any from outside of the gym skylight....AND HERE I AM, STILL INSIDE... but this is all worth it right, we make money and get nice new rigs and pay for dives... Yes, I'm trying to convince myself to stay at work today... actually to stay at work at all... can't we just jump all day , not yet, not yet... Ugh, thank god I'm jumping soon... Anyone have any good jokes to keep me awake today oh and a hello to Weid, see ya in a few weeks, you'll be at CK's right? you can find me on the CREEPERS again... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weid14 0 #2 August 9, 2002 good morning... sorry no jokes, I'm to tired, but it is my Bday, so that in itself is kind of funny....yup we'll be training the last weekend before nationals all weekend (Labor day). just look for teh darth vader guys - you know who we are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #3 August 9, 2002 Happy Birthday, Dave! I feel the same way, JumpNFly. I work at an office on the intracoastal water and three entire walls of our office are WINDOWS. So not only do I get to stare at the BLUE SKY but also, the ENTICING water. You can almost hear a faint whisper, "Caaarrrrie, come out and play w/ us." It's better than working in an office w/ no view, though. I must admit, I LOVE watching the clouds roll by outside as I work. It puts things in perspective; like why I'm working at all. Besides, I get to bother Andrea (SkyMama) all day on instant messenger when I work. Ha ha ha. I even send her silly faxes when I'm bored. Much love and blue skies, everyone! Carrie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #4 August 9, 2002 HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY DAVE... ANYTHING PLANNED FOR TODAY? CARRIE, NICE PIC!!! IT KILLS ME BEING IN HERE ALL DAY... SWEATY, SMELLY PEOPLE AND ONLY 3 WINDOWS AND A FEW SKYLIGHTS... BUT i DO HAVE A JOKE... SORRY IF I OFFEND ANYONE, A TOTALLY OFF COLOR JOKE FOR ME TOO... A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR.. HAS A SEAT, AND THEN NOTICES A MONKEY IN A CAGE BEHIND THE BAR... HE LOOKS AT THE BARTENDER AND THE BARTENDER TELLS THE MAN, DON'T ASK...THE GUY THINK NOTHING OF IT AND HAS A DRINK. A FEW DRINKS LATER HE SAYS TO THE BARTENDER, HEY MAN, I'VE GOTTA ASK. SO THE BARTENDER LOOKS AROUND AND SEES THAT NO ONE ELSE IS IN THE BAR... HE TAKES THE MONKEY OUT OF THE CAGE AND WACKS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BAT, THE MONKEY DROPS DOWN AND STARTS GIVING THE BARTENDER A BLOW JOB... THE MAN LOOKS AT THE BARTENDER TOTALLY ASTONISHED... THE BARTENDER ASKS THE MAN, HEY WANNA TRY... AND THE GUY REPLIES, YES, JUST DON'T HIT ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD SO HARD The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #5 August 9, 2002 QuoteCARRIE, NICE PIC!!! Ha ha ha. It's terrible but it's all I got, people. I hear you about the office w/ no windows. I love that our office is all windows. When I got to school, though, picture a box w/ flourescent lights. You go into class and it's sunny outside. You get out of class and it's a hurricane, and you had no idea. Why do they do that? I think if there were a study doen, they'd find that people are more relaxed and work better when they have windows. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
