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[Deuce 1]

and a couple jumpers ate it in the swoop pond (no injurites).

Injurites?

In the old West days it was said that contracts formed West of the Mississippi cannot be enforced East of the Mississippi.

But you gotta come back eventually.

We are waiting.

[Keith 0]

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Yea, I think it would considering that there would be an undeniable record of the offer and consideration given.

Yep, a very serious breach of contract as I see it. Bytch has two options. She can fulfill her end of the bargain or put us back in the same financial position we were in when we entered into the conctact. Either way Lisa you gotta put up

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[quade 4]

Now, now.

It's all for charity so I don't expect any of us would want any donations back.

We just want to see the donated front.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[Keith 0]

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We just want to see the donated front.

My point exactly!

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[Sebazz1 2]

So like I am totally cool with Quade and Keith leading the prosecution team for Pics of Bytch's Boobies.........

Or maybe those who did donate can arrange for a private viewing

[jtval 0]

she can keep the money but ....are you ready for this....just like that movie...ready...this will be dumb....ok ..here it is...
SHOW ME THE BOOBIES!!

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[Keith 0]

I don't know if Bytch wants me prosecuting. I'd try her for fraud. Her post from WFFC clearly demonstrates that she never intended to fulfill her side (in this case, her front side) of the bargain when she presented the contract to us in the fist place. I'd say punitive damages are in order in the amount of her B00bies as well as the rest of her front side.

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[jtval 0]

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I don't know if Bytch wants me prosecuting. I'd try her for fraud. Her post from WFFC clearly demonstrates that she never intended to fulfill her side (in this case, her front side) of the bargain when she presented the contract to us in the fist place. I'd say punitive damages are in order in the amount of her B00bies as well as the rest of her front side.

(saul rosenberg voice)
ooh gawd, It was unmoiciful what she did
(thats read, Unmerciful)
I was hurt emotionally at first but then I fell down the stairs, and my head was all, well it was alll bashed apart. can you help me?(saul rosenberg voice out)

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[sar911 0]

I like it !!! A man who knows the law and is not affraid to use it for the good of all mankind!!! A true patriot !!!

[PhreeZone 20]

Ok... Catch up time for me thwn bed... I got back about 2 hours ago... everyone had a great time at the new home of the WFFC. The mayor did a speech last night, promised to support us and glad we were her speech and we gave him a "Him", he liked it and Scotty tried to talk his wife into entering the wet T-shirt contest and him in the hot buns...they both passed.

The Cali record stands for now. Jessicas Z1 impacted at terminal after popping off her head on opening. Rhino got wet a few time in the pond but made it across a few times too. Rev Jim needs to add more weights or eat a cow. Kris and I hit the C-130 bar last night for margiritas.. (Thats right, they let us use the C-130 thats part of the air muesum as a bar!) Stacy got kicked in Freefall and was bloody, Anne (Fallinwoman) lost a shoe and so did Tina (CanopyCuddler). Medic was doing RW. Clay avoided the sheep that the Hellfish had and went chasing after the boobies in the wet tshirt contest. Wingnut was there chilling and made a chopper jump. Omri had the munchies a few times but was off with what ever "hottie" he could find as much as possible, Bytch was either up till the sunrise or asleep at 10. FallinMarc had this look of pure terror then pure joy on the ballon for a bit this morning. Tomas can fly like a real freeflier, Wildblue, Skydiverchick, Sunshine and Cajun were there too. Skyjames I met, ChasingBlueSky showed up yesterday. Val snubbed BillVon and Amy and did big ways this year Speaking of BillVon, he was out one night late with us and him and Amy are some of the coolest people I met. I want to wish Amy and Bill Good luck on her move to Cali. (Bill is a big Geek!) I saw Flash, Gemini and the rest of the Texans on one of my balloon jumps. DiverDriver was out for a day with eeneR. I forget the rest off the top of my head but I got everyone on video so I'll repost a list later.

It was really slow midweek so they only had the 2 Otters, Skyvan and 2 Casa's flying. One Casa was parked along with the Skydive America Otter. Mullins was flying like 47-51 loads a day with high altitude loads in there too. The boogie rocked and I'll be back next year no doubt. The locals were SO cool with us and had no idea what we would be like. Next year will be even better! The spectator area was JAMMED at points with people wanting autographs or pictures taken with jumpers. The layout needs tweaking and lots of other little things but I'm sure they will be addressed for next year. The new location has OUTS, OUTS, OUTS.... even I could'nt not find a great spot to land every load. The perks of this place I did'nt even get to use I was having so much fun all the time. If you have whuffo in tow... they WILL be entertained next year there.

ROD, ROD, ROD!!! It would have been so easy for him to leave and swear off jumpers forever but he was back in force this year after everything. The card and the 400 jumpers ringed around the chopper showed me that we will support Rod the end for everything he does for us. The biplane was sweet as was the C-130. Don worked for 12 hours striagh I guess to try to get insurance on either the Connie or the Jet. The FAA said we are good to go to jump either at any time now. Even Loyds of London would'nt touch the Jet and they will insure almost anything. Both planes are on the tarmack at Detroit if anyone wants to go see them.

Best ride this year.... Rod and his 412! Best jump... the Ballons! (And 3 of the crews have said they will be back with the ballons already they enjoyed it so much) Plane I'll miss the most... Mike Mullins Super King air and its 9 minute loads and its exit technique.

The DZ.com tent was the best thing that could have happened to get us all together and a BIG THANKS to Jack and the Lovely Mother Lynn for that!

Rantoul '03!

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

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[Viking 0]

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(Bill is a big Geek!)

your just now figuring that out?!

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[FallingMarc 0]

I second everything Phree just said, plus an ALL CAPS, BOLD, UNDERLINED, AND ITALICIZED EMPHASIS (ooh, I must really mean it, huh) to the "Balloon jumps rock" and the "Thanks for the kickass tent Jack"!

This was the best week of my life. I met a lot of great people, went on some phenomenal skydives, enjoyed some awesome parties, and I already cannot wait until next year.

Things I learned at Rantoul this week:

Rantoul locals (at least the vast majority) are very cool, and very happy to see us.
Skydivers (at least the vast majority) (including all the .commers I met) are among the most fun, most laid back, and just all-around coolest people I've met anywhere.
A credit card at the WFFC can be a double-edged sword.
People walking across the main landing area when there's a CASA load coming down all at once don't look up.
The sunrise is beautiful from a few thousand feet.

See you next year.

Marc

[AndyMan 7]

Here's the pic from saturday night

Danhole, iskidiveto, rhino, skybytch, jessica, and phreezone and jceman in the back row.

I'm taking the picture.

_Am

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You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead.

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..... Rev Jim needs to add more weights or eat a cow.....

Hey!

I went out and did a few drill dives for fall rate after that and it's almost in check. Ordering a new FAAAAST suit too!

God, the memories (and mammories too).

Most memorable jump? That's a no brainer. I was on the C-130 sunset load. The one that did the low altitude formation flybys. The cool part was being last out of the first pass, getting slammed by the tail blast, looking over and seeing Don there in his jet, in formation, flying down, opening, flying over to the campsite, riser carving a turn to final, and toe tapping a dead center to our X.

I did make a jump Sunday, but I think of that ride, jump, and landing as the perfect end to a perfect week!

YES! Rantoul 2003!

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Here's the pic from saturday night

Danhole, iskidiveto, rhino, skybytch, jessica, and phreezone and jceman in the back row.

I'm taking the picture.

_Am

Was a good night, right? I think it was, from what I can remember at least!

[PhreeZone 20]

Almost forgot... note the laptop and celluar modem in that pic... can you say work was nice and let me bum the stuff for the trip? We burned through 250 minutes on the phone in 3 days and drained the laptop battery 3 times.

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

Parachutemanuals.com

[skybytch 273]

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Bytch was either up till the sunrise or asleep at 10.

That pretty much sums up my wffc experience right there.

I finally made it home about an hour ago after an epic journey from Rantoul. I am overflowing with stories, my camera is packed with images, my arms and legs are covered with bug bites... and my brain is stuffed with memories (a few bad, but mostly all very, very good). It's been one hell of a great two weeks.

And one more time. It was a drunken JOKE guys. Apparently there's several people here who don't take jokes very well... The boobies will be posted, as originally promised...

[Viking 0]

lookin at that pic I actually like Jessicas hair color.

Can't wait to see your pics Lisa.

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[sar911 0]

Dear Skybytch,
Please understand that from a male point of view there are some things that you just don't joke about and boobies are one of them. That kind of joke will bring a grown man to his knees !!!
Glad you had a fun and safe time.

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