Viking 0 #1 August 14, 2002 I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seedy 0 #2 August 14, 2002 Too much time on dz.com? I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #3 August 14, 2002 You quit your job... You got fired... You burnt down your office... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #4 August 14, 2002 You have a masturbation problem?? I hope it isn't what I think it is?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #5 August 14, 2002 You showed them how you can turn your feet 180 degrees Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #6 August 14, 2002 shite, man... say it ain't so! s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #7 August 14, 2002 QuoteYou have a masturbation problem?? well yes but thats not it. QuoteYou showed them how you can turn your feet 180 degrees nope they get a kick out of that, an old lady walked in while i was doing it about had a caniption fitI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #8 August 14, 2002 For a noon-er To repack your reserve To go skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #9 August 14, 2002 Replaced by cheaper labor . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #10 August 14, 2002 You work at a sperm bank and got caught drinking on the job . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,092 #11 August 14, 2002 >Take three geuss why i am home early from work . . . 1. You had an idea for an adaptive-optics camera; you had to rush home and run some simulations on your mom's supercomputer. 2. While on a business trip, the airliner you were in was hit by a "Star Wars" test missile, and blown to bits. You fortunately brought your rig, and you were within gliding distance of your house but not work. 3. You started your own religion and declared afternoons "Sabbath Time", and your religion requires you to spend them at home worshiping your couch. Am I close? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #12 August 14, 2002 bwhahahahahaha good one bill hahahahaI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smooth 0 #13 August 14, 2002 - The boss caught you looking at the Skybytch's "rack" photo and asked you to leave - After looking at the photo you HAD to leave early so you could go home and relieve yourself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #14 August 14, 2002 lol nope just saw "The Rack" like ten minutes ago. I would NEVER think of Lisa in such a way!!! She is a dear good friendI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #15 August 14, 2002 enough with the suspense already! what's the dilly, yo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #16 August 14, 2002 You came home early to look up "guess" in the dictionary to find the proper spelling and pluralization? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #17 August 14, 2002 Skymama has made a trip for you to see her belly ring up close and you had to see it at home. Or Derekbox has finally bought his beer and is at your house with it because he got lost on the way to the dz. Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #18 August 14, 2002 i got fired, let go, terminated, shit caned, cut off the payrole, "i am sorry he longer works here". So i get my next paycheck fromt he previous two weeks and the pay from this week.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #19 August 14, 2002 that sucks dude sorry to hear that. do you have any plans???if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #20 August 14, 2002 Why?Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #21 August 14, 2002 Musta seen your kickass photos online and felt threatened by you! They're jealous! Time to start selling...... PHOTOS that is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #22 August 14, 2002 Give me the IP.. I will have a hackfest this evening.. I'll send in the troops... Hack the planet!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #23 August 14, 2002 criznap. sorry to hear that... but you never know how these twisted stories end up. more often than you'd think, i've seen them quickly lead to better places. so keep up the faith! steve ps check yer pm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seedy 0 #24 August 14, 2002 Sorry to hear that. With this door closing I hope a better one opens. I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #25 August 14, 2002 Damm I bet you wish skymamma was there with her thong or derek was there with beer a lot more than the truth. Sorry to hear that but look at the bright side lots more time to jump Ray Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
