PhreeZone 20 #1 August 15, 2002 Things heard around WFFC that were funny: "Do they have hotdogs in Israel Omri?" ~Sunshine "Never trust some one that needs 4 altimeters to be altitude aware" ~BillVon "I have to be up early... I'll only party till 2 am" ~ me "Damn shes smoking.. someone get me a hook knife to take that shirt off" ~ScottyC "I just lost my camera in freefall today, so to toast it I'm naked here on stage" ~Azul "Phree... this was a damn good idea" ~Kris after hitting the C130 bar with me "You hear that... slience... what a damn good sound" ~Me in the DZ.com tent "Excuse us, we have some more people to go an moon" ~Skyrose7 "See, Phree has it on video that I was sliding like a mofo to stay with your sliding ass" ~ Clay refering to a jump "Would you like to have my next child?" Mike Mullins to me when I told him I loved his plane Anyone else remember any?Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #2 August 15, 2002 "I'm not your jello shot bitch boy" ~ rhino. _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 August 15, 2002 Quote Man...... am I fuuuuuuucked up!!!I shouldn't be walking around Me after a bit much indulgence Monday night I think it was.... "Is there an off switch?" -Skybytch during a conversation about a penis "It's all the drama with the door! It makes me nervous"- Jessica's thoughts on the skyvan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #4 August 15, 2002 "Man, how much doing nothing but heavy drinking and skydiving can a person take?!" -- Clay (groaning) My response: "I believe research has shown 10 days.". Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 August 15, 2002 "Zip it" ~ Clay to me when i was bitchy/whiney "You have a flat tire" ~ Heard that from 3 differnt people "Is she still talking?" ~ WB "Next time don't land on the runway" ~ Lotsa people "You wanna be in the wet t-shirt contest?" ~ Scotty C. to the mayor's wife "I lost my shoe" ~ Canopycuddler after jumping the biplane "I'm not getting naked in the swoop pond" ~ Bytch about 10 minutes before she got naked in the swoop pond ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #6 August 15, 2002 "You'll be fine, as long as you practice up high" - numerous people, refering to anything someone hadn't done before "Why is she still talking??" - me "Hey asshole!" - every single freakin band that played the entire week, at least 4 times a night "Who let her drive?!" - numerous peopleit's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 August 15, 2002 Quote"You have a flat tire" ~ Heard that from 3 differnt people "Hey...you have a flat.....AGAIN" -Me to Sunshine after seeing the 3rd flat tire on the golf cart... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #8 August 15, 2002 "I think jumping is less dangerous then riding the golf cart with her driving" ~ Me "See anything wrong with this picture?"~ Azul on the loss of his camera "Does she ever quit talking?"~ Me "Uggggggggg"~ Noise Bytch made on early mornings "I've only had 5 or 6" ~Jessica "I saw Wildblue double fisting the beers so I had to join in too.." ~Clay "I think that biplane will fly formation with just about anything" Lots of people "That was the most scared I've ever been" Me after a golf cart ride "We can use this bumbersticker to patch the hole in the tire" Me "That sounds like it just might work..." Wildblue on the bumper sticker ideaYesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 August 15, 2002 "Why is my hair all sticky?"-Val not realizing she has a bleeding head wound after bailing from the golf cart. "Does it matter?"-Me to Jumppilot01 after he said he couldn't remember one of the girl's names in the no t-shirt contest... "Holy Shit!!!"-Me in free fall as I captured video of a guy landing on Scotty Carbone from 20 Ft above the 5 way base. I spent the next 4-5 seconds on my head chasing the aftermath. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #10 August 15, 2002 "I love that little blue chair I played super nintendo on it while I was waiting for the laundry to get done [snip] ...hand guns...[snip]...super nintendo...[snip]... Downey balls...[snip]...bullshit...[snip]...super nintendo...[snip]...blue chair...[snip]... I need another drink!" - sunshine "Hey! This hand is empty!" - me to the beer guy "That'd be a nice plane if they took it out of the box" - Cajun (in reference to the skyvan) "This place is not supposed to be used for social gatherings people!" - sunshine to the people waiting in line at the shower house "Ok, next year we're just going to wire the tent up and record everything that is said!" - meit's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 August 15, 2002 Quote"This place is not supposed to be used for social gatherings people!" Yeah....if you want to do that GO TO COUCH FREAKS!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 August 15, 2002 "I can't believe someone stole the key!" (repeat every 30 seconds for 1/2 hour ~ WB Quote"I love that little blue chair I played super nintendo on it while I was waiting for the laundry to get done [snip] ...hand guns...[snip]...super nintendo...[snip]... Downey balls...[snip]...bullshit...[snip]...super nintendo...[snip]...blue chair...[snip]... I need another drink!" - sunshine I don't remember saying any of that.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sitflyr 0 #13 August 15, 2002 Here are some of mine: "Is it too early for pressed ham?" --Elvisio, just before he mooned the other balloon chase car. "Uh oh. We'd better check the place for bombs, now that he's here."--Cajones when he called "Treetop, a.k.a Lord of the Sky" to the altar. "Oh, man.....he needs to shave that thing!"--Papachulo, while Estilo was mooning us. "Where are we now? How did we get here?"--me, at our camper just after I assured everyone that I really hadn't had very much to drink. "Are you just kidding or are you really using that shrub to hold yourself up?"--Papachulo to me on a particularly crazy night. "Hey, look! There's gold flecks in there!" -- Papachulo, examining the contents of the bowl he was holding for me after the Goldschlager. "Why don't we stand together so we can hold each other up?"---Ganja, I think. "I won't win, because I'm not gonna flash anything."--Cazadora before the wet t-shirt contest. "Ya know, if we knew Rod better we could make him buy beer for that."--Not telling who said that one Julie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #14 August 15, 2002 "Does she talk in freefall too?" ~ someone in dz.com tent about skydiverchick "I bet I can get my underwear off without taking my shorts off." ~ name withheld to protect parties involved (no, it wasn't me) "Are you the one who wrote that manifesto about me when I got kicked off the boards?" ~ Rhino, upon meeting me, mistaking me for Michele "She looks nothing like her picture." ~ Clay, to other dz.commers, about me "Give her two, they're pierced!" ~ no idea, I think I was pretty drunk "We're going to go have sex in the back seat of his car." ~ me, giving too much information "Stay away from my golf cart! Unless you're going to make it go faster." ~ skydiverchick "It's like when Billy Baldwin first walks onto the dropzone in 'Cutaway' and is so awed by everything going on he almost walks into a prop." ~ me, explaining to FallingMarc what arriving at one's first WFFC was likeSkydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 August 15, 2002 Quotename withheld to protect parties involved (no, it wasn't me) Too late.....the pictures are already posted.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #16 August 15, 2002 >"Never trust some one that needs 4 altimeters to be altitude aware" >~BillVon That was "beware the skydiver with four altimeters." Also, beware the skydiver in the motorcycle helmet - we got one of those, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #17 August 15, 2002 QuoteI don't remember saying any of that.... Oh I remember it. Vividly. My sides still hurt, you had me laughing so hard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 August 15, 2002 QuoteToo late.....the pictures are already posted.... Where?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 August 15, 2002 QuoteOh I remember it. Vividly Was that from the night of Sunshine's incessant giggling. Ooohh....reminds me of another good quote. "Damn.....and I thought I was fucked up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 August 15, 2002 QuoteWhere?? Here's the last one in the 3 pic series...... www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=464; Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 August 15, 2002 QuoteHere's the last one in the 3 pic series...... OMG!! I don't remember anyone taking pictures. I suppose that's what happens when i hang out with freefliers. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 August 15, 2002 QuoteI suppose that's what happens when i hang out with freefliers. I think Rev Jim flies on his belly most of the time.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #23 August 15, 2002 Indeed.. I am not Jello shot bitchboy.. LOL My WFFC quote is , "DELETED so people quit whining.. Especially Lummy.. " hehe Rhino grinning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #24 August 15, 2002 QuoteIndeed.. I am not Jello shot bitchboy.. LOL Ah, but you did end up buying me jello shots....enough to get me drunk and kicked outta the C130 bar.... QuoteMy WFFC quote is , "If you talk to her like that again I am going to kick your ass My hero ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #25 August 15, 2002 hmmm..... I thought that you guys wanted to keep that between the parties involved only . Everyone one else is on a "NEED TO KNOW" basis... Maybe you'd like to explain things publicly Rob? Or maybe we should ALL let it go?I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
sunshine 2 #24 August 15, 2002 QuoteIndeed.. I am not Jello shot bitchboy.. LOL Ah, but you did end up buying me jello shots....enough to get me drunk and kicked outta the C130 bar.... QuoteMy WFFC quote is , "If you talk to her like that again I am going to kick your ass My hero ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #25 August 15, 2002 hmmm..... I thought that you guys wanted to keep that between the parties involved only . Everyone one else is on a "NEED TO KNOW" basis... Maybe you'd like to explain things publicly Rob? Or maybe we should ALL let it go?I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
