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yep I filed an extension since I went to the middle east and they are due tonight (looks like I'm going to the accountant tomrrow)

I got schedule, F, schedule D and schedule SE done, but I took a farging distribution from an IRA last year (sheeeet)B|

uugghhh life sucks..and then it's the weekend;)

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maybe....so but, I got ditribtuions from my IRA because I could not afford to replace my main parachute I chopped and lost in chicago...:D

but point well taken, thing is I don't make enough money to have to fill out all those damn schedules, I just happene to have inherited a small amount of farm land that is a royal pain in the ass (tax wise) for $500 a year or so I make off of it.

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"Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.", Ambrose Bierce.

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taxes suck I agree
I am STILL waitin gfor my return from NY state. moeny which was NEVER supposed to be taken from me in the first place. damn crooks!
but at least I got a letter explaining that I will have to wait til they manually investigate this INQUIRY.

Bureaucratic B.S. I want the money they never were supposed to take, so I can jump when I go home.(I will jump no matter what)
Let me be late for a payment watch how quickly they respond but whe nits time for them to pay... it has already been 8 months!

GRRRR>:(
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I hear the tax in England really sucks.



Yes it does Tony Blair (prime minister) will tax anything , look at his latest idea below.

Tony's new tax.

The country was in such a terrible state,
Parliament rose for a budget debate,
It was quite a few moments before Tony spoke
When he said "sex will cost ten quid a poke"

Whether you're short, long, skinny or thick,
The tax will be paid on the use of your prick,
Chris Smith said "now Tony, look here,
Will the tax still be paid for the boys who are queer?"

Treasurer Brown arose and looked glum,
"will I be exempt coz I only like bum?"
Tony replied and sounded quite airy
"you'll fucking pay double, you dirty old fairy"

Up got John Major to tremendous applause,
He grabbed Margaret Beckett, and whipped off her drawers
He straddled across her and fucked her at will
Then shouted at Tony "put that on your bill"
Prescott shouted "I think I'll resign"
I haven't had pussy for a very long time
I dream every night of a big juicy crutch
But ten quid a jump is a bit fucking much"

The debate carried on, oh what a night
Cecil was bonking every woman in sight
The whole house was screwing, the speaker was too
And in the excitement, the dumb bill got through

So now in the bedrooms of England each night
There's many a fanny closed up good and tight
They're taking our booze and taxing our smokes
And now the bastards are taxing our pokes

If ten pounds a time is the price we must pay,
It's now with ourselves we must play,
So to quench our frustration, we must have a wank
For the state of our country, we have Tony to thank.
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Jt , become a resident of Nevada and save some $$ . I hear the tax in England really sucks .


I am planning on it. :)I am not supposed to be taxed while I am in the military and a NY resident but they doent seem to understand that. I guess I will lose what has defined me for years..MY NY status.[:/] ....Big fukn deal!:P
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