hobbes4star 0 #1 August 19, 2002 A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being a sales clerk and I failed at that, too." The shrink thought for a moment and said, "Everyone needs to live a full, satisfying life. Why don't you try nursing?" The girl thinks about this, then bares one of her large, beautiful breasts, points it at the shrink, and says, "Well go ahead, I'll give it a try." A lady and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the pre-screening process, an elderly volunteer was asking them some questions. "Have you ever paid for sex?" the volunteer asked the husband sweetly. Glancing wearily over at his wife who was trying to calm a new baby and tend to several other children milling around her, he sighed and said, "Every time." A woman takes her 4 year old son in for his yearly visit to the doctor. The doctor asks the little boy, "Do you know your name?" He tells her, "Yes my name is Timmy." "And Timmy, do you know your mom's name?" "Yes her name is Mommy," said Timmy. "And what is Mommy's real name?" And little Timmy says, "It's Tammy." "That is great," the doctor said. "And what is your daddy's name?" Timmy said, "It is daddy." "I see. And what does mommy call him?" Timmy said, "Asshole."if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #2 August 19, 2002 We need more blondes like that ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessefs 0 #3 August 19, 2002 One night, as a couple laid down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry, honey, I've got a Gynecologist appointment tomorrow." The husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. Later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?" <* Spread the Love! *> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
