quade 4 #26 August 20, 2002 QuoteMantis Postion Just remember that after sex the female mantis bites the head off the male. Ouch.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yim666 0 #27 August 20, 2002 i guess i shoulda known better than to tease belly flyers... talk about no sense of humor!don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #28 August 20, 2002 QuoteThat's debatable...for both meanings Which tells me that you've either not done it enough, or you've been doin' it with the wrong people... I've never had anyone complain that they didn't have fun or weren't satisfied after either belly flying or doin' the horizontal mambo with me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icarus021 0 #29 August 20, 2002 Quotei guess i shoulda known better than to tease belly flyers... talk about no sense of humor! actually they do have a sense of humor.... how else can you explain belly flying? 3-2-1-cya Don't take life too serious, you will never get out alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yim666 0 #30 August 20, 2002 roflmaodon't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #31 August 20, 2002 QuoteToo bad that on these boards we can't actually hear you being p-whipped! Not sure what to make of this? Pussy Whipped? Ya know it sounds kinda cool actually I'll agree I think the best skydivin women go all three ways up, down, all a round(side fliers preferred the most) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #32 August 20, 2002 QuoteI think the best skydivin women go all three ways up, down, all a round(side fliers preferred the most) And that's why we love you so much, Seb. You don't discriminate based on preferred mode of flight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #33 August 20, 2002 QuoteQuoteMantis Postion Just remember that after sex the female mantis bites the head off the male. Ouch. I've noticed... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #34 August 20, 2002 Just remember that after sex the female mantis bites the head off the male. Ouch. ---------------- It'd better be really freakin good for me to agree to that... :) -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yim666 0 #35 August 20, 2002 which head do they bite?don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #36 August 20, 2002 QuoteQuoteThat's debatable...for both meanings Which tells me that you've either not done it enough, or you've been doin' it with the wrong people... I've never had anyone complain that they didn't have fun or weren't satisfied after either belly flying or doin' the horizontal mambo with me... How about some coaching? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #37 August 20, 2002 Quotewhich head do they bite? Dude! Does it really matter?!?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icarus021 0 #38 August 20, 2002 Quotewhich head do they bite? Hopefully not the one we think with,, 3-2-1-cya Don't take life too serious, you will never get out alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #39 August 20, 2002 Quote- which head do they bite? Answer- Dude! Does it really matter?!? ----------------------- I second that answer!!! :) -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yim666 0 #40 August 20, 2002 it doesn't if it's no more than a nibble...don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #41 August 20, 2002 QuoteHopefully not the one we think with,, But that could be either one!!!quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #42 August 20, 2002 He didn't say that bite it. He said they bite it OFF!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #43 August 20, 2002 Okay, I'm waiting for the chicks to answer that one.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rhino 0 #44 August 20, 2002 Stories will be told for years to come about the rack.. THE RACK.. January 2035, Pensacola Florida. One of Rhino's ten summer homes down south. Little Rhino Cowan "Grandson" asks.. Grandpa.. When we were at the dropzone last night around the campfire I kept hearing something about a rack? What did that mean? People were talking about the wffc in 2002 mentioning the "YEAR OF THE RACK".. What was that grandpa? Well Danny.. There is this legend called "Skybitch" currently she has 40,000 skydives, 2000 of which are naked, 1000 of which are night jumps, 500 of which are naked night jumps. You see Danny, The Bytch has tits that light up the sky. When she unleashed the thunder that dark cold night in Rantoul it made all of us men feel like little boys. Not worthy of the Bytch and her Rack. This rack was Amazing Danny. Full, plump and nipples that are to die for! See Danny. the Bytch should have been a model not a skydiver with that rack.. Their should be a magazine right now with her on the front called "The daily rack", She should have a talk show called "As the Rack Turns." That rack was phenominal.. OMG Dannyboy.. A man could go all his life and not see a rack half that beautiful. The Bytch definitely has it going on.. Ahhhhhh Dannyboy.. The Bytch is bad!!! Goodnight Grandson.. lol Rhino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 4 #45 August 20, 2002 Wow. Ferengi Rule of Aquisition #33 in full swing.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #46 August 20, 2002 *pointing, yelling in Homer-Simpson-as-big-man-on-campus voice, "NERRRRRRD!!!"* I couldn't help it, I looked it up. www.vidiot.com/st-ds9/rules.html Someone PM me and tell me how to make the clicky links pretty.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #47 August 20, 2002 Careful Quade...your geekhood is showing through... :) -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rhino 0 #48 August 20, 2002 Explain?? LOL QuoteFerengi Rule of Aquisition #33 in full swing Got it.. LOL.. Looked it up.. hehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #49 August 20, 2002 Holy sh#t ROTFLMFAO I will willingly admit that I was aware of the acquisition rules from some episode a while ago but he refrenced an actual list.........hahahahaha...LMAO... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 4 #50 August 20, 2002 Oh come on! That's by far the most useful of them all! Ya just gotta memorize somthing like that. It's -such- a good code phrase to use behind other people's backs. That and #113.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
rhino 0 #44 August 20, 2002 Stories will be told for years to come about the rack.. THE RACK.. January 2035, Pensacola Florida. One of Rhino's ten summer homes down south. Little Rhino Cowan "Grandson" asks.. Grandpa.. When we were at the dropzone last night around the campfire I kept hearing something about a rack? What did that mean? People were talking about the wffc in 2002 mentioning the "YEAR OF THE RACK".. What was that grandpa? Well Danny.. There is this legend called "Skybitch" currently she has 40,000 skydives, 2000 of which are naked, 1000 of which are night jumps, 500 of which are naked night jumps. You see Danny, The Bytch has tits that light up the sky. When she unleashed the thunder that dark cold night in Rantoul it made all of us men feel like little boys. Not worthy of the Bytch and her Rack. This rack was Amazing Danny. Full, plump and nipples that are to die for! See Danny. the Bytch should have been a model not a skydiver with that rack.. Their should be a magazine right now with her on the front called "The daily rack", She should have a talk show called "As the Rack Turns." That rack was phenominal.. OMG Dannyboy.. A man could go all his life and not see a rack half that beautiful. The Bytch definitely has it going on.. Ahhhhhh Dannyboy.. The Bytch is bad!!! Goodnight Grandson.. lol Rhino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #45 August 20, 2002 Wow. Ferengi Rule of Aquisition #33 in full swing.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #46 August 20, 2002 *pointing, yelling in Homer-Simpson-as-big-man-on-campus voice, "NERRRRRRD!!!"* I couldn't help it, I looked it up. www.vidiot.com/st-ds9/rules.html Someone PM me and tell me how to make the clicky links pretty.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #47 August 20, 2002 Careful Quade...your geekhood is showing through... :) -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #48 August 20, 2002 Explain?? LOL QuoteFerengi Rule of Aquisition #33 in full swing Got it.. LOL.. Looked it up.. hehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #49 August 20, 2002 Holy sh#t ROTFLMFAO I will willingly admit that I was aware of the acquisition rules from some episode a while ago but he refrenced an actual list.........hahahahaha...LMAO... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #50 August 20, 2002 Oh come on! That's by far the most useful of them all! Ya just gotta memorize somthing like that. It's -such- a good code phrase to use behind other people's backs. That and #113.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
