hobbes4star 0 #1 August 21, 2002 Did you know that Elvis was an especially colorful character? He was a redneck who stole the blues from the blacks and sold it to the whites. Morris had proposed to young Sherry, and was being interviewed by Sam, his prospective father-in-law. "Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?" the older man asked Morris the suitor. "Yes, sir," replied Morris, "I'm sure that I am." "Think long and carefully now," said Sherry's father. "There are twelve of us...including uncle Izzy" A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football. One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed. At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No." Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here Mom but he won't let me go home."if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 August 21, 2002 A bosomy blonde was trying on an extremely low-cut dress. As she studied herself in the mirror, she asked the sales lady if she thought it was too low-cut. "Do you have hair on your chest?" the saleswoman asked. "No!" "Then," the saleswoman said, "it's too low-cut." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #3 August 21, 2002 Beer: Helping ugly people have sex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
