thursday funnies

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It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline in the
Northwest. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked
the man seated in front of me.

"What are my choices?" he asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.

"In my case," said the student to the sex researcher, "when I
get it part way in, my vision blurs. And when it's all the
way in, I can't see a thing."

"Now, that's a most interesting optical reaction that may well
have anatomical as well as physiological basis," the researcher
replied. "If you don't mind young man, I should like to have
a look at it."

So the student shrugged and stuck out his tongue.

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?