PLFXpert 0 #26 August 21, 2002 Must be a reason You keep coming back for more Good thing work is slow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #27 August 21, 2002 Today is the last School starts next week. I'll be busy. No more posts from me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #28 August 21, 2002 So in the meantime I'll keep making my haiku's And entertaining you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #29 August 21, 2002 The meter should be Five and then seven and five Else, you are cheating Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #30 August 21, 2002 New post whore in town So much so it would make Clay Relinquish the crown I like this so much I might have a worse crutch now than my post whoring Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #31 August 21, 2002 Only a post whore For another two hours Then won't be around I was gone for months Then I came back to visit For a couple weeks But starting next week I'll be gone for good again And you will be sad You can always come and jump at Skydive Deland If you miss me much Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #32 August 21, 2002 Haiku is the shit To bad it won't pay the bills So I could hit it ~ I want to be rich I would fly you all here now Nip that diving itch ~ I like all boobies Big boobies little boobies Just gimme boobies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #33 August 21, 2002 I like the bootie Skymama likes it as well Thats why she spanks me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #34 August 21, 2002 Carrie's ass is cute Mine's as flat as a pancake It's hell getting oldShe is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #35 August 21, 2002 I want a mama To spank my bootie also Lend me Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #36 August 21, 2002 Sebazz and Lummy Want me to travel out west Show me the ticket I can't go there now I'll have to jump with Bill Von And show tits and assShe is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #37 August 21, 2002 Don't listen to her She's too modest for her body Skymama is hot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #38 August 21, 2002 Whoa is me I am a lesbian Trapped in a man's body lol I tried.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #39 August 21, 2002 Rhino's haiku sucks It's not five, seven then five Play by the rules, boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #40 August 21, 2002 PLFExpert Is one hot sexy lady You can't argue that How's that?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #41 August 21, 2002 I need to eat lunch I will be back to attack This fun haiku bunch ~ I am so tired too much stress being mired My job undesired ~ All skydiving girls No matter what they're age is Are fine in my book Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #42 August 21, 2002 Much better, Rhino I'm sure that was hard for you To count the numbers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #43 August 21, 2002 My brain hurts.. LOL Smarty pants!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #44 August 21, 2002 It can be quite rough Trying to keep up with me I know you want to Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #45 August 21, 2002 Quotehaiku God bless your sneeze. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #46 August 21, 2002 My work is on fire Don't need no water let it burn mutha f*cka And thus my haiku Is done for today because My head hurts real bad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #47 August 21, 2002 As I read Haikus I realize that I need cash Please give me a job Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #48 August 21, 2002 I like 'cause its fun postwhore I will all day long now try and stop me Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #49 August 21, 2002 I don't understand Why people write a haiku Just to get more posts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #50 August 21, 2002 The quarterback squats The crowd awaits his orders "Set, Hike one, Haiku" Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites