perfect woman

[weid14 0]

my brother sent this to me, I laughed, but I could use a cold one about now!

[hobbes4star 0]

where does she keep the kegs??

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[fasterfaller 0]

Now if she was 3' tall with a flat head and no teeth she would be perfect .

[skymama 37]

Aw, man....Dave, I thought you were starting a thread about me!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

You have beer pumps? How do you fir them under a jumpsuit?

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[Icarus021 0]

She can't be too perfect... How the hell is she going to pack your chute with those things attached?

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[goose491 0]

heheheh,

That's the FIRST thing I thought when I saw the pic... "she can poor beer out of her BOOBIES?... That's pretty good... I guess.."

"But can she pack?"

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

[Kennedy 0]

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heheheh,

That's the FIRST thing I thought when I saw the pic... "she can poor beer out of her BOOBIES?... That's pretty good... I guess.."

"But can she pack?"

I bet an enterprising soul could teach her to psycho pack using her legs/butt/stomach. That way, you would even still ahve access to the beer while she packs.

Now THAT'S a woman. Yeah. 8^)

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