Paris....

[lummy 4]

Pullingover and turning to face the back seat THAT's IT!!!! The next PEEP I hear out of you and you're WALKING!!! Got it?

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[Deuce 1]

(Duece pulls "what, who me?" face while pointing at his own chest)

Not me! Him! and points at empty seat where Seb should be, but isn't ;

BECAUSE HE SUCKS!

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Picture it, Lummy behind the wheel in his Boy George outfit, Sebazz in his Peter Nesbith touque (that the wrong guy? Who was the one with the hat?) I can do my Randy Mantooth imitation, It'll be a revival.

Ok, where am I at in the car? Strapped to the roof? hmmm..ok...I'll do it.

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

[lummy 4]

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BECAUSE HE SUCKS!

YEAH,!!!! Whale DORKS TOO!!!


Matt, I need a good hood ornament, can you point?

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[Cornholio 0]

/happy dance
3 MORE DAYS !!
3 MORE DAYS !!
/happy dance

BTW - Seb SUCKS whale DORK !!

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
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[Deuce 1]

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"NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE! BUNNNGGGGHOLLLLLE!!!"

*reconsidering weekend plans... may need to avoid Perris at all costs....*

[Sebazz1 2]

I am peepee caca from guatamala..... arrrreeee youuuu threatening meeeeeee!!!!

More capachino forrrrrrr my bunghoooooliioooo!!!

[Deuce 1]

NO WAY MS. BYTCH!

I'm in husband-hock at a blistering interest rate! We will meet and we will jump!

Talk to the skinny blonde kid with the T shirt over his head a couple posts up! I'll get him some freaking "teepee".

We're hangin' Saturday.

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I am peepee caca from guatamala..... arrrreeee youuuu threatening meeeeeee!!!!

More capachino forrrrrrr my bunghoooooliioooo!!!

You f*cking idiot, Sebazz. it's "Lake titicaca is in Nicaragua"

Although I don't know how many episodes I watched sober.

But I remember more than you, because, uh, well, um....

YOU SUCK.

Are you going, or what?

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Are you going, or what?

Would begging help? I'm willing to beg if needed.

[Sebazz1 2]

Looks like I may get my car back tomorrow. Sooooo, um if I don't go I suck and if I do I don't so not wanting to suck I may just have to come on down.

We shall see... Depends on my car.
Should I bring a tent? Should I crash on someones couch? Should I sleep in me car? Should I sleep in Lummy's car? Should I light a fart?

[Deuce 1]

Take my picture, I'm having an idea.

Skybytch calls, says she's Sebazz's sister, his (insert important relative here) is really sick, deathbed stuff, and the Sebazz must come the the bedside for last words or something. Must take $80 flight to LA to be picked up in the Monkees car by Lumster and Cornholio on Friday.

It was a near miss, the relative recovered fine, I met some friends since I was down there anyway, thanks for Friday afternoon off, Boss.

That sounds pretty simple, OR IS IT TOO COMPLICATED FOR SEBAZZ BECAUSE HE JUST SUCKS?

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Skybytch calls,

Assuming of course, that the Bytch would be willing to make that phone call. She'd likely expect some kind of favors in return for doing such a thing...

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He's waffling....
His deadline is EOD Wed.. til then, he still sucks...

Old Monkey Car? Huh?

Yeah, your car. See attached.

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Matt, I need a good hood ornament, can you point?

yeah, ace navigator on the ocean....
you can put me on point, and put sebazz on the hood!!!
SEBAZZ, why are you so comitted to suck! Life is too short to let work get in the way!!
or did you want me on the hood??? ...that would be a sight!!!
matt

[Shark 0]

Dude,

You might already guess what the topic of discussion will be in the Bombshelter....

Shark

[Sebazz1 2]

Dude, Ibet you'll talk about boobies and farm animals

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Should I sleep in Lummy's car? Should I light a fart?

I say you light a fart IN Lummy's car!!! Get video!!!

[lummy 4]

And the MATT Dilemna rear's it Ugly head...

Here's the Dealio...

Matt Numero Uno (Cornholio) is to be come our Hood Ornament. The preffered Stance for Hood Ornaments is the Leonardo Di Caprio Titanic Pose except there are no railings at the front of the bus...

Matt Numero dos (JERM) Is hereby dubbed Antennna Man!!! We shall be wrapped in Aluminum foil and will move appendages to gain the best reception possible....

Seb (SUCKS) is the Engine and will be in back pushing...

Rumor has it, Miche has kindly offered her floor on Friday después del fiesta en su casa. And Lisa is rumored to have offered HER floor for Sat... There is also , tents, bunkhouse and sleeping bags...


OOPS.... almost Forgot

SEB SUCKS SWEDISH PUMP ENLARGED WHALE DORKS

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[Deuce 1]

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There is also , tents, bunkhouse and sleeping bags...

Fellas, I stayed in the bunkhouse in June, and it was clean, airconditioned, decent showers, comfy bunks, etc.

Best of all, it was staggering distance from the Shelter.

But somebody has to help you find it when you're sober, in daylight. Getting to the front door is like one of the mouse/cheese mazes.

They got laundry stuff at Perris too, for when you crater into the 3 foot deep powder dirt of the student area on a night dive.

[Shark 0]

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Should I sleep in Lummy's car? Should I light a fart?

I say you light a fart IN Lummy's car!!! Get video!!!

Dude,

There is an element of danger involved... Back in the day when we wore nylon twill khakis, a friend of mine, callsign Lucky, decided he would demonstrate the proper use of afterburner. You can imagine the plume that ignited, and subsuquently "melted" his seat. Unfortunately, Lucky is no longer with us. (But not because of his demo.)

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Take my picture, I'm having an idea.

got ya covered there

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[bbarnhouse 0]

And just think.........this all started with Lummy and Miche coming to Eloy to fly with me............*wonders how in the hell it all went sideways

[lummy 4]

no kidding... All because it made more sense to meet in the middle...... Sigh, I'm always in the middle of things for some reason....

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