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skybytch

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Was checking out the new snack box here at work to see what goodies they brought for us this week, and I saw a bag of animal crackers. But, since it's been a long day and my thinkin' is a bit fuzzly, I saw it as "anime" crackers.

Which got me thinkin'. As big as Japanese animation is, dontcha think anime crackers would sell like mad?

I can see it now... me relaxing next to my pool, cabana boy waving a giant palm frond around to keep me cool, sippin' a frothy fruity frozen girly drink (with umbrella), munchin' on a bag of Anime Crackers and raking in the cash. All because my thinkin' was a bit fuzzly as I was gazing over the snack box.

Hey! This is my million dollar idea! Don't even think of stealin' it! :ph34r:

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If I can get a place to live, jump tickets, and gear discounts


Place to live? Cabana.
Jump tickets? You have credit cards, right?
Gear discounts? I'm sure I could arrange a 10% discount off the list price of any major gear item for you... :P

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but any cabana boy of mine would have to be under 25 and NAKED!


Under 25? Of course. I did say "boy", after all.;)

Naked? Most of the time. Although I might allow him to wear some cute board shorts on occasion, shirts and shoes are definitely a no-no. :D

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anime



Can someone give me the quick webster definition and I will probably think it is funny. Right now I don't know what it is.



Hehe, I typed Anime into yahoo.com and this was on the first page I found

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Yes, I have a million dollar idea too! It's called the "gas patch" it's a patch placed on your underwear that transforms unpleasant ass smell into one of your favorite aromas.

Turn your "toot" into the smell of an evergreen forest, strawberry or new car smell.

Just think of the impact this would have on skydiving, riding in elevators and long car rides.


I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky

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