My wiener has a first name

[Enrique 0]

It's O-S-C-A-R, my wiener has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R....

Don't you just love that song?

Have a great weekend everyone.

[carbonezone 0]

C-U-T-E

[hobbes4star 0]

no

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[Keith 0]

My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second mane it's M-A-Y-E-R
Ohhh I love to eat it every day
and if you ask me why I'll saaaaayyyyy
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A
How's that?

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[Enrique 0]

Tough one. How could you remember the whole song? Did you go back to the website?

[Muenkel 0]

Very good Keith, however the original version was written in the key of C sharp. That clearly was in the key of C. Work on it.

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Chris

[Keith 0]

Nope, I just remember 'cause it was a cool gingle

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[Keith 0]

yeah, I couldn't carry a tune in a basket, but I try

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[fasterfaller 0]

I thought this was a what's the name of my penis thread . I'm disappointed .

[Deleted 0]

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I thought this was a what's the name of my penis thread . I'm disappointed .

Mine doesn't have a name, but here's a quick story for ya...

My best man, and a few other friends were out on the town one night (ok ok, we were at the titty bar), and one of the dancers actually asked us if any of us had named ours. I said no, then my best man said "Yea! Mine's got a name!" When asked what the name was he replied "Willy!" He was ready to add the punchline "You gonna help Free Willy?", but another one of my buds beat him to it, and said, quite loudly I might add, "Yea, Will He ever grow?!".

Nobody else had to answer the dancers questions, as the laughing took almost 2 hours to subside!

[FliegendeWolf 0]

My favorite variation is the one from Ranier Wolfcastle's first acting job as a kid:

Mein bratwurst has a first name,
it's F-R-I-T-Z.
Mein bratwurst has a second name,
it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N...

Thanks http://www.snpp.com!!

A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All

[SkymonkeyONE 4]

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Tough one. How could you remember the whole song? Did you go back to the website?

You mean you didn't remember that song verbatim? I must have watched too much TV as a child.

Chuck