What would you guys do...

[SatchFan 0]

...if the hottest woman you know sat right next to you at work? You can't hit on her. If she turned you down it would make it awkward having to see her everyday. Or.....should I care???

[SkySlut 0]

Quit your job and start skydiving for a living!!!

[SatchFan 0]

Good call, but I have thought of that already. I'm not good enough to make a living at it. Unless...there are a lot of women out there that will buy me jump tickets in exchange for sexual favors.

[Brisco 0]

Hey, go for it!! Provided of course, that you don't mind losing your job or if she loses her job, 'cuz one of the two is going to happen eventually. Best to keep your ass out of the cash register.

Brisco

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

[Sebazz1 2]

Don't fish off the company pier..........

[wlie 0]

That's why she's sitting next to you - so you can hit on her! And hotties dig skydivers. It's a fact.

My other ride is the relative wind.

[TequilaGirl 0]

Until you break up and have no where to hide......

[Cornholio 0]

dude, just ask her out for lunch some day. It doesn't have to be something romantic, at first. Especially if you feel like you might get turned down. Take her out to lunch or a drink after work with other people and get to know her. By spending some casual time with her, you should be able to figure out if she is interested in you.

Keep it simple

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[SatchFan 0]

I don't think that would go over well. "Hey, I know you don't know me but you wanna go skydivin'?" I would save that one for later.

[Sinkster 0]

cornhole has the right idea. if u edge slowly in and "sniff" around and sense things u can know if it will work without facing out right rejection. tough and tricky strategy though.

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[freeflir29 0]

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Take her out to lunch or a drink after work with other people and get to know her.

and before you know it you'll be getting "Nooners" in the parking lot of Chili's during your lunch hour!! It'll be great while it lasts but you'll have to quit when you break up.

[bbarnhouse 0]

Oh hell just be you! But I wouldn't be dippin' into the company ink well........thats trouble. It doesn't hurt to make a new friend, but just be honest......when you're honest you don't have to remember anything

[SatchFan 0]

I'll agree with you guys that dating people that you work with is a bad idea but I don't think I can resist this one. She's a real cuite. If I can get a pic of her.. without her noticing I will post it! Oh wait, that's probably too risky.

[freeflir29 0]

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If I can get a pic of her.. without her noticing

Dude...ask her out....don't STALK her...

[Cornholio 0]

"Hey, look I got this new digital camera, but I can't figure out how to set the date on the damn thing... oh, sorry about that."

or

just start snapping pics of people at random and say that you're making an internal web page for your department.

There you go....

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[wlie 0]

Is this a hypothetical question or is there really a hottie sitting next to you?

I think the best and easiest way to talk to a hottie is to let them approach you. You need to have some mystery. Then let her find out about you via other people.

My other ride is the relative wind.

[Deuce 1]

[reply Or.....should I care???

[SatchFan 0]

No, there really is a hottie that sits next to me. I know that she is single but I am afraid to talk to her at all.

[wlie 0]

ok here's soemthing really simple and it's worked for me. so maybe it'll work for you.

first I take it that you've noted the time?

tomorrow, about the time she goes for lunch, stretch, make some noise, and remark how drained you are. ask her what she's doing for lunch. hopefully she says that she's going to pick up something. whatever it is, just say that's a good idea. then ask her if you could join her, tag along, something.

My other ride is the relative wind.

[SatchFan 0]

Thanks for the advice. I'll have to try that!

[ScottishJohn 25]

She's just a person no matter how hot she is.
just talk to her. there's nothing wrong in talking. to someone , if your sitting next to her and you don't talk she may thik you are really unfriendly , which we all know is not true.

Ask her what shes got planned for the weekend etc.
if she says nothing ask her out for dinner or a quick drink or something

Women are like malfuntioning chutes.

Don't dither , act quickly , or else it's too late.

cant believe i'm giving advise to someone and i'm single myself

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[fudd 0]

It is at times like this I'm so happy to be in a steady relationship. Just treat her like a normal human beeing.

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[jraf 0]

Bin there, done it, got the T-shirt. You know what you have to do and if you don't do it you will never know!

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
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[FallinWoman 1]

Here is my advice:

Get a group of coworkers together for drinks after work one day. Include her. That was you can see her in a non-work setting without the pressure of one-on-one.

Flirt with her....and see what happens.....


best of luck!
Anne

~Anne

I'm a Doll!!!!

[jraf 0]

OK, I think he took her out to lunch together with his post. What was that all about?

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
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