meatmissile 0 #1 September 4, 2002 I would get instant help with anything I want to. Any question I have, or advice I need would elicit an immediate abundance of responses. I would get free instruction jumps and pack jobs at the DZ - Girl: "Oh, can you help me with this please, I have been flaking it such and so and it always opens off heading" Guys (chorus): "Yeah, sure - let me show you" (jostles for position) I would get thousands of responses to even the most inane question I can post on the forums - Girl: "If one side of my three-ring system releases accidentaly on opening, would I still be able to land it safely?" Guys (chorus): "Well in theory.... I've heard of a case... I would not advise you.... The correct procedure in a case like that would be.... It depends on wether you have an RSL, and to which side it's connected" And I would never pay for a beer. Please don't take this too seriously. I guess us guys bring it over ourselves by being too true to our genetic makeup. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 September 4, 2002 QuoteI guess us guys bring it over ourselves by being too true to our genetic makeup. See...it's not our fault!!!! I blame it on the vagina. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #3 September 4, 2002 hey, at least you're not blaming canada this time! well, maybe canadian vaginas are partly to blame."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #4 September 4, 2002 Hey guys don't forget - that sometimes we get help we don't want........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 September 4, 2002 Quotethat sometimes we get help we don't want........ We are only concerned about safety when we check your chest strap incessantly..... and help you into the plane.....and watch you pack...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #6 September 4, 2002 The good news is Clay - women don't worry about you at the DZ - b/c everyone knows you are into farm animals...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
megscott73 0 #7 September 4, 2002 Sometimes we pay for beer........ ======================= "What I want is what I've not got ,but what I need is all around me"-DMB Meghan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 September 4, 2002 Quoteb/c everyone knows you are into farm animals...... Poor girl...it's that uncontrollable jealousy rearing it's ugly head again huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #9 September 4, 2002 Jealous - I think not - it is not my fault you dream about sheep........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sar911 0 #10 September 4, 2002 I don't think it is a dream when he wakes up with wool in his bed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #11 September 4, 2002 If the sheeps wool gets sticky after you ejaculate you can shave it off and not hurt the poor thing. Clay, do you prefer your sheep shaven or furred? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 September 4, 2002 "If the sheeps wool gets sticky after you ejaculate you can shave it off " These people are a wonderous source of information. How do they acquire this knowledge ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #13 September 4, 2002 They get it from Clay's previous posts......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 September 4, 2002 QuoteHow do they acquire this knowledge ? I think we know who the real animal abusers are..... Nathan does seem to know a lot of tips and tricks for a Saturday night with sheep. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #15 September 4, 2002 Hey! I'm a girl and havent gotten any of those responses.No free beer,jump tickets,nothing! This sucks.But then again, I guess I'm nothing special to brag about to begin with.Oh well. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hohonukai 0 #16 September 4, 2002 whoat.....every girl is special....you're worthy bragging material whether you believe it or not. Come to Hawaii sista, I'll buy your beer and a jump ticket! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #17 September 4, 2002 This is in reply to the posts of Tequilagirl, Megscott and Moodyskydiver. How my well-intentioned thread got hijacked by the BestialityBoys again I do not know. Toss a subject out there and it ends with sheep. Anyway, I was generalising, which is always a bad thing on a public forum. I really think it's beautiful. The idea was not to criticise women - I know better than that The idea was to rant and lament just how much any male can be subtly manipulated by the fairer sex. I mean, I had to buy a guy a jump to teach me to pro-pack. No girl would ever have to do that. Contradict me if you want to - but you know the truth. And I'm just jealous. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #18 September 5, 2002 Quote..and watch you pack...... And watch, and watch, and watch..... then we need to move to get a better angle....oops, I mean ask how you managed to get it in the bag... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #19 September 5, 2002 I understand what you meant. I was just saying I wish those things happened to me.But I'm just the average girl...so no dice. I was just joking and took no offense. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #20 September 5, 2002 Bitc#, Bitc#, Bitc# PMS or what??? Get real...I buy my own beer, pack jobs, and any damn thing else I want myself. Lisa BTW...it's Ms. Btich to you...put a handle on it! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #21 September 5, 2002 Quote. I would get free instruction jumps and pack jobs at the DZ - Ummmm..... free pack jobs???? THis is a more likely scenario. They all gather around to watch you flat pack a student canopy, taking every possible opportunity to whack you on the bum, and then, when the spring loaded pilot chute bounces you right off the rig, you get picked up and unceremoniously shoved into a dustbin Then you finally extricate yourself, and more bum whacking .... but you're right about the beer Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites drenaline 0 #22 September 5, 2002 you forgot this one: girl: Am hungry. boys: Can I buy you dinner? lunch? breakfast? between meals? bubble gum? HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites drenaline 0 #23 September 5, 2002 Quotesometimes we get help we don't want No problem with that, just scream PMS and everybody will run away scared from you HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skystorm 0 #24 September 5, 2002 You're right about the beer. But nothing else. This past weekend I had and waaaayyyyy off landing and had to walk back. On the next load another guy landed in about the same spot and was fetched!! I pack for myself and only ask my bf for help when putting it into the bag. And I had to beg all the males to teach me pro-pack, and it cost alot of beer. They are treating me as one of the boys, and I like that! Man, the things you hear when they tend to forget your a woman. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jasmin 0 #25 September 5, 2002 QuoteHey guys don't forget - that sometimes we get help we don't want........ Yeah, like when the male jumpers rush to get out of the co-pilot's seat on the odd chance that I might try to get us extra height.... Or the gear check where the guy feels my leg strap to make sure I haven't routed my bridle over it...before feeling my chest strap (sometimes hidden by jumpsuit/boobies) to make sure its routed correctly....its all very well except that I asked him to check my reserve pin!I know its sexual discimination when only girls are able to flash for extra height? (Or to stick the pilot's face in their cleavage for extra height!) Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything!xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
drenaline 0 #22 September 5, 2002 you forgot this one: girl: Am hungry. boys: Can I buy you dinner? lunch? breakfast? between meals? bubble gum? HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #23 September 5, 2002 Quotesometimes we get help we don't want No problem with that, just scream PMS and everybody will run away scared from you HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skystorm 0 #24 September 5, 2002 You're right about the beer. But nothing else. This past weekend I had and waaaayyyyy off landing and had to walk back. On the next load another guy landed in about the same spot and was fetched!! I pack for myself and only ask my bf for help when putting it into the bag. And I had to beg all the males to teach me pro-pack, and it cost alot of beer. They are treating me as one of the boys, and I like that! Man, the things you hear when they tend to forget your a woman. Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #25 September 5, 2002 QuoteHey guys don't forget - that sometimes we get help we don't want........ Yeah, like when the male jumpers rush to get out of the co-pilot's seat on the odd chance that I might try to get us extra height.... Or the gear check where the guy feels my leg strap to make sure I haven't routed my bridle over it...before feeling my chest strap (sometimes hidden by jumpsuit/boobies) to make sure its routed correctly....its all very well except that I asked him to check my reserve pin!I know its sexual discimination when only girls are able to flash for extra height? (Or to stick the pilot's face in their cleavage for extra height!) Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything!xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
