helicam 0 #1 September 6, 2002 Things To Say When You're Stressed at Work.... How many times do I have to flush before you go away? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose. And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....? I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. Do they ever shut up on your planet? I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. Don't worry. I forgot your name too. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. Chaos, panic and disorder....my work here is done. Ambivalent? Well yes and no. You look like shit. Is that the style now? Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #2 September 6, 2002 YOU! Off my planet OK ok, I take it back. Un-f*ck you! Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
