rhino 0 #1 September 8, 2002 MAKE SURE YOU READ THE STORY FIRST THEN OPEN THE ATTACHMENT You are at the wedding... You are a total Diva... the best dress, a perfect hairdo, and you fall in love with an invited guest... secret looks the entire night, On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly, he dances like a God... you are the couple of the evening...... the anticipated moment has arrived for all single women....... The bride is about to throw the bouquet... you are first in line, in a strategic position.... once there, you wait for the right moment... you look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him........ if I catch the bouquet...I WILL MARRY YOU... and then, the moment you've been waiting for.... the bride throws the bouquet........ he doesn't stop looking at you.... you jump like never before to catch the bouquet... your arms stretched out... your hands open.... and suddenly............ (See attached file: bouquet.jpg) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessefs 0 #2 September 8, 2002 hehe....that was good. One question, how come that never happens to the weddings I go to?? BTW.....probably not work safe for you people coming back on monday <* Spread the Love! *> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #3 September 8, 2002 that's priceless... notice how everyone is watching the bouquet... a pic from about 1 second later would be even funnier!"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #4 September 8, 2002 heh! Thatd be just my luck.Catch the dang thing and my boobies come flyin out. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #5 September 9, 2002 Quoteand my boobies come flyin out. Skydiving Boobies! born to be free HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cop 0 #6 September 9, 2002 That was huge fun! We want more of those! Well... Now the becoming husband knows what he is going to get. "You can call me Mike" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #7 September 9, 2002 You do that Babe and I will marry youjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #8 September 9, 2002 QuoteSkydiving Boobies! born to be free True.But trust me...no one wants to see my boobies flappin' around in free fall. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #9 September 9, 2002 QuoteYou do that Babe and I will marry you <--- is never getting married!!!! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #10 September 9, 2002 Never ever say never Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #11 September 9, 2002 <--- was engaged to be married (to a skydiver).Its a very long hurtful story...NEVER want to go through that again. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #12 September 9, 2002 It isn't marriages fault..... Marriage is a good thing is done correctly.. I have done it and failed twice. I still believe in marriage.. Be thankful it ended before you were married rather than after. And I am very sorry that you had to experience that pain. I know it sucks. Don't let it get you down, MAKE IT build you up.. Rhino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #13 September 9, 2002 Thanks. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #14 September 9, 2002 QuoteQuoteYou do that Babe and I will marry you <--- is never getting married!!!! OK, that's fine with me - went through one marriage, dont need more but, You do that babe and I will: Buy you flowers? Buy you beer? Scream "Yeeessssss"? Tell everybody? Bring you chocolate? Wait for suggestions?jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SatchFan 0 #15 September 9, 2002 I didn't figure out it wasn't work safe until it was too late. Guess I should of read all the replies first, huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #16 September 9, 2002 QuoteOK, that's fine with me - went through one marriage, dont need more but, You do that babe and I will: Buy you flowers? Buy you beer? Scream "Yeeessssss"? Tell everybody? Bring you chocolate? Wait for suggestions flowers---ok by me beer---always! scream "Yeeessssss"---as long as I dont hear it knock yourself out tell everyone---see above chocolate---always! suggestions---perfect response..heh! jk "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
