jessefs 0 #1 September 10, 2002 Ok, this has probably been posted before but for those who haven't seen it http://www.eco.utexas.edu/Homepages/Staff/Faulkner/yaknow.html I forget how to activate the link with markup and can't find the help page for it so thanks to anyone that completes it (unless HH has now made this automatic for www's?) enjoyjesse <* Spread the Love! *> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpy 0 #2 September 10, 2002 *You try to convince the flight attendant on a commercial flight that you really! would be much more comfortable sitting on the floor. * I dare someone to attempt this and come back to us with the results and what the flight attendant says! hehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #3 September 10, 2002 QuoteThe term "PC" makes you think of pilot chutes, not personal computers You know you're a "mature" skydiver when you remember when "PC" meant Paracommander.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymut 0 #4 September 10, 2002 Instead of working, you lurk and post on dz.com all day. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #5 September 10, 2002 i was talking to a guy at the dz last weekend, and he told me that he was at the checkout at walmart, and when he reached for his wallet with his right hand, his left automatically came up to his forehead! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zinger 0 #6 September 10, 2002 lol..That is funny. ------Have a good one!-------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpy 0 #7 September 10, 2002 Quotei was talking to a guy at the dz last weekend, and he told me that he was at the checkout at walmart, and when he reached for his wallet with his right hand, his let automatically came up to his forehead! "ohh umm just stretching......" lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #8 September 10, 2002 QuoteInstead of working, you lurk and post on dz.com all day. That doesn't make you a skydiver, that just means you're lazy. Quoteand when he reached for his wallet with his right hand, his let automatically came up to his forehead! My boss pointed out to me that I was doing that one day when I reached for my pager...it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patkat 0 #9 September 10, 2002 You know you're an old-time skydiver when you have 5000 jumps... and 1 1/2 hours of freefall time. By the way, I actually learned to pack a PC last weekend - did three of 'em and a couple T-10s. Good stuff! -patkatPatkat gotta exercise my demons! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #10 September 10, 2002 "You Know Your A Sky Diver" there ya go!--Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessefs 0 #11 September 10, 2002 Thanks <* Spread the Love! *> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BPO 0 #12 September 10, 2002 QuoteThanks Ddn't there used to be a page around here that showed how?? There still is.. when typing your reply, there's a link to "Get Markup Help" .. click it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jdfreefly 1 #13 September 10, 2002 You know you are a skydiver when your friend tells you he just de-flowered his girlfriend and you promptly inform him that she owes beer. Methane Freefly - got stink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JeffGordon 0 #14 September 10, 2002 My roommate was leaving the house wearing a backpack and said "Am I forgeting anthing" Then checked his handles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites drenaline 0 #15 September 10, 2002 I give SCUBA diving assistance and I tell others "if you feel to cold, you should use a jumpsuit" after I see theyr big ¿? I remember that its not called jumpsuit its called wetsuit. I also tell them to check out if the harness (BCD) fits or tight the harness straps and again after I see the BIG ¿? I remember that its called BC not harness. HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #16 September 10, 2002 You know you're a skydiver when........ As a female you don't care how you look as you run out the door to catch the first load Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #17 September 10, 2002 You are leaving a restaurant with a group of friends, you stop, turn around and say "DOOR". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #18 September 10, 2002 Nah............you exit the elevator and say "DOOR" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nws01 0 #19 September 10, 2002 You know your a skydiver if you yell door when the elevator opens and you start turning points on exit with your three friends! Mock up Banana Flying Butt Sniffin! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites drenaline 0 #20 September 10, 2002 you know you are a skydiver when you are driving 200 mph and put on your goggles and stick your head out of the window and scream 5 right! 10 left! CUT!!!! HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #21 September 10, 2002 Beeeeeeeee the banana! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #22 September 10, 2002 you KNOW you are a skydiver when you look out a window in a bldg and you A) check for wind direction indications and B) look for landing areas and outsI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites meatmissile 0 #23 September 10, 2002 Truth: You fall out of a tree, intoxicated, and hit the ground arching. Come to think of it, why were you up a tree, intoxicated in the first place? -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #24 September 10, 2002 I can't remember which Otter it was, but under the left/right buttons, it had the Braille dots (true story). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites aneblett 0 #25 September 10, 2002 I ride a motorcycle to the DZ sometimes and I wear a fairsized backback. I have got myself several times as I prepared to get on the bike feeling around the bottom of the pack to be sure that my hackey is reachable... Also I heard a story of a fellow at my DZ who went skiing with his kids the first winter after he started jumping, and took a jump lost his balance and ended up airborne for a few seconds. Being that we was falling through the air he arched!! After he landed in a heap with a brokened rib or 2 his 13 year old sun skis over to him and says "...wrong sport dad..." Priceless... AgeS.E.X. party #2 ..It is far worse to live with fear, than to die confronting it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
jdfreefly 1 #13 September 10, 2002 You know you are a skydiver when your friend tells you he just de-flowered his girlfriend and you promptly inform him that she owes beer. Methane Freefly - got stink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffGordon 0 #14 September 10, 2002 My roommate was leaving the house wearing a backpack and said "Am I forgeting anthing" Then checked his handles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #15 September 10, 2002 I give SCUBA diving assistance and I tell others "if you feel to cold, you should use a jumpsuit" after I see theyr big ¿? I remember that its not called jumpsuit its called wetsuit. I also tell them to check out if the harness (BCD) fits or tight the harness straps and again after I see the BIG ¿? I remember that its called BC not harness. HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #16 September 10, 2002 You know you're a skydiver when........ As a female you don't care how you look as you run out the door to catch the first load Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 September 10, 2002 You are leaving a restaurant with a group of friends, you stop, turn around and say "DOOR". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #18 September 10, 2002 Nah............you exit the elevator and say "DOOR" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #19 September 10, 2002 You know your a skydiver if you yell door when the elevator opens and you start turning points on exit with your three friends! Mock up Banana Flying Butt Sniffin! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #20 September 10, 2002 you know you are a skydiver when you are driving 200 mph and put on your goggles and stick your head out of the window and scream 5 right! 10 left! CUT!!!! HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #21 September 10, 2002 Beeeeeeeee the banana! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #22 September 10, 2002 you KNOW you are a skydiver when you look out a window in a bldg and you A) check for wind direction indications and B) look for landing areas and outsI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #23 September 10, 2002 Truth: You fall out of a tree, intoxicated, and hit the ground arching. Come to think of it, why were you up a tree, intoxicated in the first place? -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 September 10, 2002 I can't remember which Otter it was, but under the left/right buttons, it had the Braille dots (true story). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aneblett 0 #25 September 10, 2002 I ride a motorcycle to the DZ sometimes and I wear a fairsized backback. I have got myself several times as I prepared to get on the bike feeling around the bottom of the pack to be sure that my hackey is reachable... Also I heard a story of a fellow at my DZ who went skiing with his kids the first winter after he started jumping, and took a jump lost his balance and ended up airborne for a few seconds. Being that we was falling through the air he arched!! After he landed in a heap with a brokened rib or 2 his 13 year old sun skis over to him and says "...wrong sport dad..." Priceless... AgeS.E.X. party #2 ..It is far worse to live with fear, than to die confronting it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
