AggieDave 6 #1 September 10, 2002 So I'm on campus, between classes sitting in the Flag Room of the MSC (the big room of the student center), reading a new book and relaxing before my next class. So anyways, I apparently fell asleep since I woke up with a snort, from the looks around me I guess I had fallen asleep sitting up with my head back on the sofa, snoring away...so I smiled grabbed my things and left, quickly. Looking at my watch I noticed that I had been out for about 30 minutes... Oh, well, I thought yall might get a laugh out of that one...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #2 September 10, 2002 HAHA AggieDave. I miss college, I'm thinking of going back one of these days. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SatchFan 0 #3 September 10, 2002 I would laugh harder if I could see the pictures that were taken when you were sleeping. Can you say "tea bag". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #4 September 10, 2002 That is an emberassing moment, Dave. I had something similiar happen to me once. I fell asleep on an airplane with running pants on. A flight attendant woke me up when she put a blanket on me. Apparently she and the passengers were not impressed with the size of my erection! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #5 September 10, 2002 Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhh roflmfao!!! "Um excuse me Sir? Wood you mind if I coverd you up, you look a little....ummmm cold.......yeah thats it...cold" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #6 September 10, 2002 too funny! and you can't get up and leave... well, maybe you could, did you have your rig with you? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #7 September 10, 2002 QuoteThat is an emberassing moment, Dave. I had something similiar happen to me once. I fell asleep on an airplane with running pants on. A flight attendant woke me up when she put a blanket on me. Apparently she and the passengers were not impressed with the size of my erection! At least it was large enough for someone to notice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #8 September 10, 2002 Principles of Accounting - fell asleep while rocking back and forth on a chair in class. Needles to say I woke up when I reached the floor . Professor Paige was not impressed I forgot to add: I slept in the Duquesne University Student Union ballroom in many times, in many places and many positions - if you need to sleep, you need to sleep. All the rest: Joke them if they can't take a f**kjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #9 September 10, 2002 I fell asleep on a ferry when I was coming back from the Parasummer boogie in Estonia a couple of months back. I was somewhat tired from jumping and staying up late and drinking beer and all that stuff. So I fell sound asleep, sitting on a bench resting my head on my hands. A few minutes later a woke up with a start: I was convinved that I was aboard the Let410, and that I should check my gear because we were going to jump out any minute. I was surprised not to find any gear on me... Had the other passengers known what startled me so... Erno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #10 September 10, 2002 Quoteand you can't get up and leave... well, maybe you could, did you have your rig with you? Nope. Oh well, I tried to carry my rig on when I went to Perris and they said NO WAY loudly. I guess they think I was going to make a fun jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #11 September 10, 2002 You will enjoy this: In college I was doing an internship in Cologne, Germany. I came back home from work one day. The evening before there was a serious party so I went to sleep (5 PM). When I woke up it was 7:45 in the morning. We started work at 7:30. I had a 45 minute commute. In panic I shaved, showered in 5 minutes. I was dressing while on the way to the tram. I got to the tram, sat down and figured out something was wrong. The sun was in the west. Well I slept for nearly three hours and thought it was the morning. It was in fact still the same afternoonjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #12 September 10, 2002 ya i did that once but without the shaving part and i was "late" for highschool I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #13 September 10, 2002 Not that "I" give a flying phuq.... but my Dad would hate me if I didn't point this out.... UT #2 A&M # eh hmmm..22 On an even lighter note though, Ag....my cousin's daughter is being raised in a "house divided" and at the age of 2 can already say "hook 'em horns" and "gig 'em aggies" (both with the appropriate hand gestures!) Of course, around all the uncles, aunts, and other cousins...basically anyone except her mother, she gets told that the second one is "bad, don't talk like that" How cute is that?? Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #14 September 10, 2002 As much as I would like to laugh at you Dave, I can't. I did the same thing at the air port in Salt Lake once. I woke up and everyone was looking at me.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 September 10, 2002 QuoteUT #2 A&M # eh hmmm..22 *shrug* Thats ok, we're still the better school... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #16 September 10, 2002 Those power naps are the greatest!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 September 10, 2002 If you think you are the only one, go into a room where the last row sits against the back wall. Above every chair, there is a little, round, brown stain on the wallpaper. Hair oil from sleepers. Especially true in auditorium-size classes. Something fun to do in corporate America - when sitting in a 40-seat conference room, someone will go to sleep. When the meeting is over, quietly leave the room and let the next group have the room. I have done this before. You find out what the persons name is. When they start to stir, you ask "Well, what do you think Bob?" They don't know who you are, where they are, or what the question is ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygeek 0 #18 September 10, 2002 A manager here were I work fell asleep ina LOOONG meeting only to awake and find that they had gotten a digital camera and taken a picture, printed it and placed it on his lap. So when he woke up he was looking at himself sleeping. Man was he red...... Welcome to the New World Order. Expect no Mercy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #19 September 11, 2002 over last christmas i fell asleep in the bwi airport at my gate waiting for my flight. well i woke up and the place was almost empty. it was packed before! i ran to the gate and asked if my plane had left then they told me it hadn't but boarding had stoped 10 minutes earlier and i would have to take the next flight (the morning) to colorado. then on a hint the guy asked if i was in the military and i said yes and he asked if i was on orders and i said es and he said that they could throw my bags back on withough searching them and here was my boarding pass and i shou;d run down the jetway because if i didn't i might get left i was that late..........the worstthing is i would of had to sleep in the terminal if i would of missed it cuz i didn't have enough money for a hotel room (in cash or credit).....scred the shit outa me and let5s just say i've never letmyself fall asleep in an airport again........ ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #20 September 11, 2002 After a really long day at work one summer, I took the subway home. It should have been about a 20-minute trip. I fell asleep with my head leaning against the glass. I slept through my stop at the end of the line, the turn-around to go in the other direction, and the entire ride back to the other end of the line. I woke up when someone tapped me on the shoulder and asked if it was my stop. Then I had to ride 45 minutes back to my destination. It sucked, but even I admitted it was funny at the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taraflyer 0 #21 September 11, 2002 Once while waitressing, I had the most horrible thing happen to me. I was feeling particularly cute in my uniform and admittedly was prissing around. Well, my ex-boyfriend and his new *gorgeous* girlfriend came in. I was their server. I was friendly to them but still maintained my prissy attitude. I went to the bathroom, checked my look in the mirror, walked out, prissed around some more and...........I heard them laugh! I was so pissed. They were laughing because my skirt was tucked into my panty hose. You could see my ass and all....certainly no reason to be prissing around. I was mortified.....needless to say....my attitude changed from then on. It's not flying--it's falling with STYLE... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
