sports quotes(funny)

[n2skdvn 0]

Subject: Why Athletes can't get real jobs
>
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan'
all
> them kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to
> copulate me."
>
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>
> New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming
season:
> "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
>
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>
> And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own
> mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To
win,
> I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
>
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>
> Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John
Jenkins:
> "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
>
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>
> Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody
in
> football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman
> Einstein."
>
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>
> Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going
to
> graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
>
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>
> Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up
> alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three,
then
> line up in a circle."
>
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>
> Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter
Don
> King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to
Prison
> for three years, not Princeton."
>
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>
> Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a
color
> photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to
spell
> my name, I can still find my clothes."
>
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>
> Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of
> heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in
the
> morning regardless of what time it is."
>
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>
> Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to
Coach
> Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's
expecting a
> baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
>
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>
> Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him,
'Son,
> what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I
don't
> know and I don't care.'"
>
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>
> Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he
told a
> player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're
> spending too much time on one subject."
>
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>
> Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob
Costas
> why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded:
"Because
> she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye."

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[fasterfaller 0]

And they make how much a year ?

[quatorze 1]

you can't buy brains... and there is a reason that none of these guys have ever one a nobel or a pulitzer. Just a thought

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[AggieDave 6]

Quote

Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he
told a
> player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're
> spending too much time on one subject."

Yup, that's on par with our basketball team. As everyone reading this goes, "the Aggies have a basketball team?" Exactly.

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