Female student looking for jumpmaster...

[pilotdave 0]

http://www.funreports.com/2002/09/11/36423.html

Any takers? Get in line!

Dave

[PhreeZone 20]

Deadlink Dave.....

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

Parachutemanuals.com

[prepheckt 0]

Here you go


2002-09-11 21:52:00

Lithuanian girl wants to make a parachute jump naked

Vilnius female resident Ruta Pranskunaite desperately wants to become a sex star. She is so eager to get this title that she is ready to make a parachute jump. Actually, there is nothing surprising about it, except for the girl’s intention to jump naked. Ruta hopes that the jump will open her a way to the word of big erotica.

“I hope that photographers will pay attention to me and remember me. This might make me a sex star,” – said Ruta Pranskunaite (29). Ruta works as a massage woman, she has a daughter of five years old, she is raising her without a father. Ruta is fond of nude modeling. Her nude photographs were published in newspapers and demonstrated on photo shows.


Why do I wish I had my tandem rating????? I do speak some Russian.
Israel

"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
-9 toes

[FallinWoman 1]

Worked for me....i just don't really wanna be her jumpmaster....naked women don't do much for me.....

Anne

~Anne

I'm a Doll!!!!

[drenaline 0]

Its a tough job but someone has to do it. Damn I dont have a tandem rating

HISPA 21
www.panamafreefall.com

[TheBile 0]

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Female student looking for jumpmaster

I'm good at jumping female students. I'm a master at it.

Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

[mccordia 74]

Silly question....but how the hell are you going to brake through as an erotic-star when you go on TV with your cheeks folded over your eyes, your lower lip flapping over your nose and your tits inverted like a couple of teacups and the skin on your legs pulled back like a sack of potato's...??

JC
FlyLikeBrick
I'm an Athlete?

[ernokaikkonen 0]

Dude... there are some weird videos on the market already...

[fonz 0]

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Dude... there are some weird videos on the market already...

He should know, he's Dutch after all...

And five hundred entirely naked women dropped out of the sky on parachutes.
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[mccordia 74]

Just remember to always be carefull when you ask someone in Holland where you can find the Dykes..

JC
FlyLikeBrick
I'm an Athlete?

[ernokaikkonen 0]

Or rather, you should specify which dykes you are trying to find....

[PhillyKev 0]

Yeah...you wouldn't want to accidentally be led to some stupid walls holding back the ocean.

[rushmc 23]

I was hoping for a picture

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[mccordia 74]

Holland is soo bad...in kindergarden they already tell you stories about a boy who put his finger in a dyke..

But seriously, the only thing that realy sucks here is the weather and the work (3D animation aint that big in Holland:(

I would love to see the US and skydive there.
Maybe sometime around april next year I'll try and go there (if I can find a good Dutch or Belgian skydiving buddy who wants to go along:)

JC
FlyLikeBrick
I'm an Athlete?

[rushmc 23]

Hope you can make it happen. Good luck .

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[fasterfaller 0]

Where do I sign up ? Her first tandem would be a great time for her first on film anal scene .