I was thinking.....

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was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.

I thought about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping Rust."

I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older - then it dawned on me - they were cramming for their finals!

You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, No , it's for company ."

I' ve thought about those employment applications and that blank that always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . .A Good Doctor.

I've always wondered why they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do.. . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?

I thought about being rich and it don't mean so much. Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!

I wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?

I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from!"

I have decided that Nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.

I'm not into working out! My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

Have you ever noticed.... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I think the reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

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I was thinking how ironic would it be if someone choked to death on a life-saver candy.

Hook

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Jumpy Jumpy??

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"I've always wondered why they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? "
Criminal ? Ohhhhh... I thought those were "want ads". They always start with "wanted for fraud, armed robbery...". I never understood why they had all these great job openings, but were only considering one guy for the job.

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Have you ever noticed.... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ***

Everyday my brother, everyday.

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The cat litter box comment would be very funny to try....

Please, Please..Don't think too much. It hurts us all too much

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

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The cat litter box comment would be very funny to try....

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Yeah, I hear ya! I have always wanted to do that too. "Uh oh...kitties sick!"

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I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.

So, are you going to go into competition with Clay for the best man boobies on dropzone.com?

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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best man boobies

Eeeeeeewwwwwww

Andrea, you CAN'T tell me that you think man booob... booobbbbb... I can't even say it

You don't think that those saggy man breasts are sexy, Do You???

If so, I guess I can stop working out and go have a whole pizza for lunch

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

[skymama 37]

Noooooo, I don't have a thing for man boobies. I just thought it was a little strange that hobbes was making comments about when he takes his bra off!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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OK, I'm better... Breathing more slowly now....

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!