GrumpySmurf 0 #1 September 14, 2002 A friend finally found a buyer for his house (who actually agreed to pay full price), none too soon either - since his new place was due to be finished construction in about 3 weeks. So off we head to downtown Madison (with a fresh new crowd of students at UW) to celebrate - he drinks, I drive (after shelling out $1K for new tyres installed earlier in the day for the 'Heap', figured I wanted to get a feel for how they handled). You how it sucks being the sober one and everyone else is drunk, everything they find funny - you go 'huh?' and 'Go away!' (with a rolling of eyes). If you've been DD, you know what I'm talking about, if not - try it sometime, make you realize why you never offered in the first place So bar time rolls around and I'm thinkin' "Ok, lets get out of here, this is getting old fast." and drag drunk friend off to the 'Heap'. Friend decides he wants the top down (even though it's like freakin' 50F out) We pull out of the parking garage into a line of cars waiting for a slow as hell light. Two short fat drunk chicks (you know the type, the bars are closing and they want action from any leg they can hump) walk right over to us sitting in traffic and ask, "Is that a 2 seat or 4 seat." - friend starts getting sarcastic with them, I'm just waiting for the light to change so we can ditch the chicks - just as the light changes, this tall, slender, gorgeous short hair brunnette walks right out in front the car and across the street...I'm just sitting there ignorning friend and the fat chicks banter, thinking, "HELLO NURSE!". Get this - she comes over to my side of the car and starts striking up conversation - "What's your name?" "Where are you from?" "I'm so-and-so." and so on. Friend stops his conversation, looks over and goes 'GA!' and offers to get out of the car, so that she can get in and he'll take a cab home. My g/f would have kicked my ass (and his too probably) if he had gotten out and let the chica get in. So she did not get a ride (either kind). I rewarded the 'Heap' with a polish, glaze, and waxing in the garage this afternoon - 'she' earned her keep this week. - but ya know...sometimes it doesn't hurt being the sober one on a night out on the town with the guys... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites prepheckt 0 #2 September 14, 2002 I don't mind being the DD, it can be quite lucrative.. Or stop and make them buy stuff (food, soda, a new car) for you. They'll wake up in the morning and wonder where the hell all their money went. Just kidding...although it is temptig"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #3 September 15, 2002 i'm glad my car is a stick...cuz you never drivng my car isreal, even if it is to the loaf n' jug to get more beer.....you can walk..lol...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
prepheckt 0 #2 September 14, 2002 I don't mind being the DD, it can be quite lucrative.. Or stop and make them buy stuff (food, soda, a new car) for you. They'll wake up in the morning and wonder where the hell all their money went. Just kidding...although it is temptig"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #3 September 15, 2002 i'm glad my car is a stick...cuz you never drivng my car isreal, even if it is to the loaf n' jug to get more beer.....you can walk..lol...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
