PhillyKev 0 #1 September 16, 2002 A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office." The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week. The next week the lady goes back to his office. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!" The doctor says, "Good, Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #2 September 16, 2002 lol I love it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 September 16, 2002 A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Jeff's neighborhood. "How often a week do you sleep with your wife?" asked the inquirer. "Three times," Jeff said without hesitation. "That is once more often than your neighbor," the inquirer said, writing. "That makes sense," Jeff said. "After all, she's my wife." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 September 16, 2002 For some people, having a sex change is just having some. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #5 September 16, 2002 LMAO!! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
