f1freak 0 #1 September 16, 2002 I thought this was hilarious! Happy Monday! Are you tired of the mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friend! Friend, When you are sad..... I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. When you are blue..... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile..... I'll know you finally got laid. When you are scared..... I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are worried..... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When you are confused..... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. When you are sick..... I don't want whatever you have. When you fall..... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath.....I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! Send this poem to ten of your closest friends or else you will have bad luck and go to hell. And get depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway! P.S. A really good friend will help you move a body.HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #2 September 16, 2002 Yep! All true! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #3 September 16, 2002 friends help friends move. TRUE friends help friends move bodies. Right on, brother. ps - will you be my friend?witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #4 September 17, 2002 a friend will ask about your sex/love life - a TRUE friend can blackmail you with it Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
