SkydiveMonkey 0 #1 September 17, 2002 Maybe we can do this with jumpships as well ---------------------------------- Solution on plane hijacking Federal Aviation Agency 800 Independence Avenue S.W. Washington D.C. 20591 Dear Sirs, I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we just might get the Airline Industry back on its feet. Here's my plan: Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman. Of course every businessman in this country would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would probably have record sales. Hell, I'd fly all over just for the scenery. It truly puzzles me that Congress didn't already come up with this. Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues? Sincerely, Bill Clinton____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
