SkydiveMonkey 0 #1 September 17, 2002 Sorry if this has been posted already but as you probably haven't noticed () I haven't been able to post for a while. --------------------------------------------- Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world. The survey was a huge failure .... In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what 'honest' meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant. In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant. In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant. In the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #2 September 17, 2002 That's pretty good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #3 September 17, 2002 > > Have you ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E, and F are the letters > > used to define > > Bra Sizes? > > > > If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the > > letters stood > > for...It is about time you became informed! > > > > (A) Almost Boobs > > > > (B) Barely There > > > > (C) Can't Complain > > > > (D) Damn! > > > > (DD) Double Damn! > > > > (E) Enormous! > > > > (F) Fake____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #4 September 17, 2002 Excellent stereotypes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
