women drivers

[moodyskydiver 0]

I thought this one was funny too!(since I'm female I can get away with postin it too)


This is why math is taught in school.

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver
cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive
on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the
driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman
off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile
nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to
me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even
though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like
36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all
females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one
female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem,
has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? ....... I think not..


hehehe!!!

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[quatorze 1]

Funny, and here in the south, a lot more than 5% of women carry guns, they just don't answer questionaires

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[flyhi 24]

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they just don't answer questionaires

Shouldn't that be, "they can't read questionaires"?

Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

[Cajones 0]

They don't have time to read. They are busy cooking, cleaning, going to work, taking care of the young'uns, feeding the livestock, etc... Don't you just love that southern hospitality?

The laws of physics are strictly enforced.