AggieDave 6 #1 September 18, 2002 There's a big need for funnies today, so here I am to help out. This is a photoshop contest over on fark.com, these guys are really good at them (usually) and this is the funniest one I've seen in a very long time. The first post has the original picture, scroll down to see the rest. http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=302143--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #2 September 18, 2002 Way to go Dave. Took forever for it to load, I think that as a result of your post, it has almost been slashdotted... "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #3 September 18, 2002 Yeah, and now it says: "FARK.COM database is down. (We spilled beer on the server again.) Check back later!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mujie96 0 #4 September 18, 2002 Heehee, funny. I like the one with the cliff. Thanks AggieDave. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #5 September 18, 2002 A woman sits down on a bus. She notices that the man across from her sneezes, then he reaches inside his pants with a hanky and wipes himself. She tries to ignore him, but he does it again. "Sir, I find that disgusting. If you do that again, I am going to report you to the bus driver." "Sorry, miss, it is a medical condition. Everytime I sneeze, I have an orgasm." "Oh my. Are you taking anything for it ?" "Pepper". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zenister 0 #6 September 18, 2002 Two Arabs are in a locker room taking a shower after their racquetball game, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. "If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?" "I can not", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt." "I do not understand," said the other. The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in red, white and blue attire, with a white beard and top hat came oozing out. He said, I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish." I said, "No shit."____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
mujie96 0 #4 September 18, 2002 Heehee, funny. I like the one with the cliff. Thanks AggieDave. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 September 18, 2002 A woman sits down on a bus. She notices that the man across from her sneezes, then he reaches inside his pants with a hanky and wipes himself. She tries to ignore him, but he does it again. "Sir, I find that disgusting. If you do that again, I am going to report you to the bus driver." "Sorry, miss, it is a medical condition. Everytime I sneeze, I have an orgasm." "Oh my. Are you taking anything for it ?" "Pepper". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #6 September 18, 2002 Two Arabs are in a locker room taking a shower after their racquetball game, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. "If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?" "I can not", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt." "I do not understand," said the other. The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in red, white and blue attire, with a white beard and top hat came oozing out. He said, I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish." I said, "No shit."____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
