rhino 0 #1 September 19, 2002 Two Tough Questions Question One: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? Question Two: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with Astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Scroll down for the answers to these questions... ANSWERS: Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt Candidate B is Winston Churchill Candidate C is Adolph Hitler And, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #2 September 19, 2002 Dude... what's with the [bold] post! Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #3 September 19, 2002 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #4 September 19, 2002 QuoteIf you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis You met my ex-wife? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyhi 24 #5 September 19, 2002 QuoteHe's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Franklin D. Roosevelt FDR, the party animal. "Eleanor, break out the Martini funnel!"Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #6 September 19, 2002 So, what's your point?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #7 September 19, 2002 "Beethoven " So what. I was at a classical concert and yelled "Freebird" at the stage and none of them knew it. I thought these guys knew all the classics. Also, when I tried to start "the wave", everybody just sat there. Talk about a lame concert. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyhi 24 #8 September 19, 2002 QuoteTalk about a lame concert. Yeah, well I went to a Beethoven concert and you should have seen the looks I was getting when I started to play the air violin. Losers.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildblue 7 #9 September 19, 2002 QuoteIf you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already Beethoven was the third child, not 9th. Quoteand hasn't had any extramarital affairs. Then who the hell was Eva Braun? Hitler wasn't a vegetarian by choice - he had digestive problems. I know I know... it's just supposed to make you think about judging people blah blah blah... but it really just shows how you can make anything or anyone look how you want them to look by the words you use (or don't use)it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #10 September 19, 2002 QuoteYeah, well I went to a Beethoven concert and you should have seen the looks I was getting when I started to play the air violin. Losers. Interesting. I didn't know Beethoven was still touring. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #11 September 19, 2002 Nothing better than some erronious right wing propoganda. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #12 September 19, 2002 QuoteInteresting. I didn't know Beethoven was still touring Yep...He's opening for the Rolling Stones.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #13 September 19, 2002 Ummmm I wasn't going to say anything about the fact that Beehtoven was the 3rd child, nor about Eva Braun. .. But hey I'm just a girl and a whiner......what do I know??? roflmao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #14 September 19, 2002 QuoteBut hey I'm just a girl and a whiner......what do I know??? At least you know your place.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nws01 0 #15 September 19, 2002 Quotewhat do I know??? roflmao You know that Chrome should wear condems when he has sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #16 September 19, 2002 QuoteAt least you know your place.... Sure I do Clay.....and I'm in that place when it serves MY purpose bwahhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #17 September 19, 2002 QuoteI'm in that place when it serves MY purpose Well duh.....I know all too well how crafty you lot are....what with all the wooing and such. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #18 September 19, 2002 QuoteI know I know... it's just supposed to make you think about judging people blah blah blah... but it really just shows how you can make anything or anyone look how you want them to look by the words you use (or don't use) Bravo. That's why I avoid the political discussions now. It's almost painful to have somebody take you out of context and presume your meaning. Who could stand being governed by Hitler without the release that good Bethoven brings? Martini anyone? (shake-shake) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #19 September 19, 2002 QuoteWell duh.....I know all too well how crafty you lot are....what with all the wooing and such Gee, the word "wooing" just isn't used enough anymore.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #20 September 19, 2002 Bwahhhhhhhhh "wooing".........least we know Clay doesnt have to "woo" his sheep......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nws01 0 #21 September 19, 2002 Quoteleast we know Clay doesnt have to "woo" his sheep........ Clay says sheep have feeling too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #22 September 19, 2002 Quote Yep...He's opening for the Rolling Stones No he's not, he's a big dog, and he lives at Bonnie Hunt's house! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #23 September 19, 2002 Quotehe's a big dog Ever hear that comedian talking about switching out Cujo for Bethoven while his kid went to the kitchen. Priceless..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Enrique 0 #24 September 19, 2002 QuoteSo, what's your point?*** I guess he's trying to get you to have a lot of children and a nasty STD just to get in the history books Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Cajones 0 #25 September 19, 2002 Does drinking martinis make you a bad person? How about Margaritas? Does associating with crooks make you a criminal - plenty of them at the DZ? I wouldn't vote for Hitler just because of that annoying little mustache. Last I checked, Beethoven was still dead. The laws of physics are strictly enforced. 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freeflir29 0 #4 September 19, 2002 QuoteIf you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis You met my ex-wife? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #5 September 19, 2002 QuoteHe's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Franklin D. Roosevelt FDR, the party animal. "Eleanor, break out the Martini funnel!"Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 September 19, 2002 So, what's your point?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 September 19, 2002 "Beethoven " So what. I was at a classical concert and yelled "Freebird" at the stage and none of them knew it. I thought these guys knew all the classics. Also, when I tried to start "the wave", everybody just sat there. Talk about a lame concert. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #8 September 19, 2002 QuoteTalk about a lame concert. Yeah, well I went to a Beethoven concert and you should have seen the looks I was getting when I started to play the air violin. Losers.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #9 September 19, 2002 QuoteIf you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already Beethoven was the third child, not 9th. Quoteand hasn't had any extramarital affairs. Then who the hell was Eva Braun? Hitler wasn't a vegetarian by choice - he had digestive problems. I know I know... it's just supposed to make you think about judging people blah blah blah... but it really just shows how you can make anything or anyone look how you want them to look by the words you use (or don't use)it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #10 September 19, 2002 QuoteYeah, well I went to a Beethoven concert and you should have seen the looks I was getting when I started to play the air violin. Losers. Interesting. I didn't know Beethoven was still touring. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 September 19, 2002 Nothing better than some erronious right wing propoganda. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 September 19, 2002 QuoteInteresting. I didn't know Beethoven was still touring Yep...He's opening for the Rolling Stones.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #13 September 19, 2002 Ummmm I wasn't going to say anything about the fact that Beehtoven was the 3rd child, nor about Eva Braun. .. But hey I'm just a girl and a whiner......what do I know??? roflmao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 September 19, 2002 QuoteBut hey I'm just a girl and a whiner......what do I know??? At least you know your place.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #15 September 19, 2002 Quotewhat do I know??? roflmao You know that Chrome should wear condems when he has sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #16 September 19, 2002 QuoteAt least you know your place.... Sure I do Clay.....and I'm in that place when it serves MY purpose bwahhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 September 19, 2002 QuoteI'm in that place when it serves MY purpose Well duh.....I know all too well how crafty you lot are....what with all the wooing and such. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #18 September 19, 2002 QuoteI know I know... it's just supposed to make you think about judging people blah blah blah... but it really just shows how you can make anything or anyone look how you want them to look by the words you use (or don't use) Bravo. That's why I avoid the political discussions now. It's almost painful to have somebody take you out of context and presume your meaning. Who could stand being governed by Hitler without the release that good Bethoven brings? Martini anyone? (shake-shake) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 September 19, 2002 QuoteWell duh.....I know all too well how crafty you lot are....what with all the wooing and such Gee, the word "wooing" just isn't used enough anymore.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #20 September 19, 2002 Bwahhhhhhhhh "wooing".........least we know Clay doesnt have to "woo" his sheep......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #21 September 19, 2002 Quoteleast we know Clay doesnt have to "woo" his sheep........ Clay says sheep have feeling too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #22 September 19, 2002 Quote Yep...He's opening for the Rolling Stones No he's not, he's a big dog, and he lives at Bonnie Hunt's house! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 September 19, 2002 Quotehe's a big dog Ever hear that comedian talking about switching out Cujo for Bethoven while his kid went to the kitchen. Priceless..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #24 September 19, 2002 QuoteSo, what's your point?*** I guess he's trying to get you to have a lot of children and a nasty STD just to get in the history books Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #25 September 19, 2002 Does drinking martinis make you a bad person? How about Margaritas? Does associating with crooks make you a criminal - plenty of them at the DZ? I wouldn't vote for Hitler just because of that annoying little mustache. Last I checked, Beethoven was still dead. The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
