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jraf

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I have just committed a horrible crime. No doubt about it I will go to hell. I just went to the supermarket and purchased:
  1. Three types of Ben&Jerry's ice cream
  2. Krispy Kreme dough nuts (one dozen)
  3. Tropicana frozen juice bars (one box)
  4. Nature's Choice granola bars (two boxes)

Help, help, what's happening with me?!!B| I already started to gnaw on all this. What am I to do?:S I never have urges like that!!!!
jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

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Well duh. That's why you should never go to the grocery store after smoking a big fattie. Save the fattie for after the trip to the store and you won't find yourself coming home with all that horrible junk food. ;)

Sheesh. Freakin' amateur potheads. I swear.:P

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Pregnant? Doubt it - a) not much sex lately b) I'm a man so it would be rather unorthodox
Fall rate? Naaaah, I jump out with freeflyers and watch them head fly while I belly fly next to them
It must be the man boobsB|
jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
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Pregnant? Doubt it - a) not much sex lately b) I'm a man so it would be rather unorthodox

Fall rate? Naaaah, I jump out with freeflyers and watch them head fly while I belly fly next to them

It must be the man boobsB|



At least my man boobs are an A cup. I need to do some more butterfly weights so they'll be a big B. B|;)

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Sure I had some decent caprese for lunch too. But why do I want to eat all this crap? Malfunction(red lights going off) Malfunction!




I just ate two rolls of NECCO wafers, and I'm supposed to be doing Atkins.

Oh well.

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I need to do some more butterfly weights so they'll be a big B



Nooooo...don't do that!!! I hate it when men's boobies are bigger than mine!!! :P



But they'll be nice firm boobies you'll want to touch. ;)

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