didn't Seb promise a writeup?

[Deuce 1]

Not so fast. Deuce puts the Seb in a rear-wrist lock and then puts the cuffs on. He's got a dusty old box full of nickel plated stuff that makes a strange noise when it's moved around.

"Those tire chains or something" asks the rock-n-roll ballerina.

"or something" replies the Deuceman. "Hold my beer, I want to show you something"

"None of you have a video camera running, right?"

[nws01 0]

No sir e bob. No video cameras here.

Nathan turns his chair to face Deuce and Sebazz.

[lummy 4]

RIGHT ON!!! Senseless acts of violence!!!! Lummy stands up and riles up the crowd gathering "Go Deuce!! GO Duece!! Go Deuce!!!!!

I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

[Sebazz1 2]

Sebazz starts chanting "go duece, go duece.." then realizes it's himself they're going to torture.....

[Deuce 1]

No. No. No. Lumster. Pain compliance is nonviolent. I have stated this multiple times while under oath.

The subject, Mr. Sebazz, here have some more beer Seb, will move away from the pain. We'll start with a demonstration of of torque values in the wrist-to-shoulder combination.

This is an "elongated rear-wrist lock", Seb, reach towards me with your right hand like you're going to shake it. No, really...

[nws01 0]

Nathan sparks a fatty. It will be funnier watching this while fattafied!

[skybytch 273]

The Bytch eyeballs what's goin' on over there and realizes that she must go rescue Seb from the evil ex-cop and his cronies. She sneaks up quietly, carrying a big stick. The bad guys (and gal) look up from their nefarious deeds and gasp!

Bytch proceeds to free Sebby from the rusty handcuffs using her magic all access key to the city as Deuce, B^2, Chromey and the Lumster watch, paralyzed with fear.

Sebby and the Bytch climb on matching fine white Arab chargers and ride off together into the sunset.

[nws01 0]

Nathan looks at Lummy, Deuce, and BB and says, "Looks like sombody is gettin laid. Want another beer?"

[Deuce 1]

Well Hell, Bytch. I brought an old uniform for you ex to wear the next time you go into the Ton-far or whatever that biannual sex festival you have is called.

And there's just no way to charge off two-up on a horse without having sex right after. It can't be done.

[Deuce 1]

I am a moh-ron after all. It says "matching", still full gallop riding is horney-making so the odds are still favorable.

I'm going to screw with Nathan when he gets to the paranoid stage.

[nws01 0]

Nathan puts the joint down to pass it around and back to him again. He think Seb is now as famous as Amous. He tells Deuce that he will not get paranoid. He warns him, however, that the stuff makes him really horny."

[Sebazz1 2]

Lisa thank you so much. These guys can really get out of hand. Tell you what take of your shirt so I can take care of that Pepsi stain

[Deuce 1]

Cue 1970's porn music track.

Action!

[nws01 0]

Nathan puts his beer down and starts humppin BB's leg. He wraps his arms around her so she can't go anywhere.

[lummy 4]

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Cue 1970's porn music track.

Anybody else get the feeling that we've been here before? OH YEAH!!!!



Lummy grabs the video camera and a bar stool

Deja Deja DEJA vu.....

I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

[bbarnhouse 0]

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Nathan puts his beer down and starts humppin BB's leg. He wraps his arms around her so she can't go anywhere.

Dammit Man!!! You're just like that Louisiana Leg Hound My Grandaddy used to tell us about. He used to say "Now darlin' once they hop on......it's best to let 'em finish".... B^2 takes a rubber mallet out of her pocket, glares at Nathan and says..... now don't make me have to wack 'lil bob with this!!

[lummy 4]

LMAO!!! B² is going Bobbing for BOB's!!!

I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

[nws01 0]

Nathan finishes and apologizes to Betsy. He then looks at the camera and in his best Bee Gee voice starts singin, "You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a womans man. No time to talk. You can take that mallet and and put it down. To the ground. Cause it's alright and it's okay. I won't hump your leg again today. Ah ah ah ah Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive. Ah ah ah ah Stayin Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvveeeee!

[bbarnhouse 0]

Now Lumsters.......I ain't said nuthin '
'bout bobbin fer BOBS sides.....If I were to wack the 'lil feller.....Nathan might decide to go and chase the Bytch.'Sides I need this here mallet,my duct tape,WD-40 and silver Nitrate for when we re-capture the fish. The red hot fork is a gettin' hot and I wanna get me some holister bazz..........

[Sebazz1 2]

You can't catch me nanananaaaanaaanaa

Stayin alive... ah ah ah ah... stayin alive

[nws01 0]

Nathan grabs his megaphone and begins yellin, "SEBAZZ....BYTCH...we are parting now come back. We won't hurt you. We only want you to have some fun!

[bbarnhouse 0]

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You can't catch me nanananaaaanaaanaa

BB ducks behind a tree and changes into her wee tight black dress, her black stockings and pumps. She quickly puts on her make-up and steps from behind the tree

Oh Seb honey? Wanna come play in MY backyard?

[happythoughts 0]

"Wanna come play in MY backyard"
<checking out the backyard> Hmmm...

[skybytch 273]

Da Bytch calls Nathan on the cellular.
"We are already having fun. Without you. We don't want to come back. Besides, we don't trust that chick in spandex. We know about her, fire, forks and wet shoelaces. She's dangerous."
Bytch hits end on the phone and goes back to what she was doing....

[nws01 0]

Nathan walks up to Betsy and says, "Bad news Seb isn't coming back. However, I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make the Bed Rock!"