Deuce 1 #1 September 23, 2002 Yeah, got my D license in the mail Friday. D 25597. Now I know everything. I'm downsizing to a Firestorm 79, ditching my reserve altogether, doing micro-eliptical CRW with skysurf boards, all of that. My wife, Morgan Fairchild, approves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 September 23, 2002 "My wife, Morgan Fairchild, approves. " Yes, her lack of judgement is why I dumped her in the first place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 September 23, 2002 QuoteYes, her lack of judgement is why I dumped her in the first place I had to let her go because the blow jobs were NOT up to standard.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #4 September 23, 2002 Officer, I have a D License and that means I can do anything so you can not give me that speeding ticket. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #5 September 23, 2002 No. I wasn't speeding, I was swooping. I have a D license, so it's OK. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #6 September 23, 2002 "I have a D License so I don't have to go see a friend from the other coast who is in town and going out with another dz.commer for a beer. Even when it is that persons birthday. My sink is more important!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #7 September 23, 2002 Isn't D for dumbass? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #8 September 23, 2002 QuoteIsn't D for dumbass? Oh wait nevermind, we all know what "A" stands for. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #9 September 23, 2002 Quote"I have a D License so I don't have to go see a friend from the other coast who is in town and going out with another dz.commer for a beer. Even when it is that persons birthday. My sink is more important!" It was my wife's SHOWER. Don't make me go there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #10 September 23, 2002 QuoteIt was my wife's SHOWER. Don't make me go there. You don't want to take a shower with your wife? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 September 23, 2002 "You don't want to take a shower with your wife" Don't you hate crowds ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dida 0 #12 September 23, 2002 QuoteMy wife, Morgan Fairchild, approves yeah, but how can YOU approve of those fucking annoying Old Navy commercials she does??? how pathetic are those? *hack* spiral out...keep going... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 September 23, 2002 QuoteYou don't want to take a shower with your wife? It's all the hosing and long handled scrub brushes that get tedious..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #14 September 23, 2002 Woohoo, Go large or go home! When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 September 23, 2002 "It's all the hosing and long handled scrub brushes that get tedious....." Yes, but when you see how shiny her coat is, the effort is rewarded. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 September 23, 2002 QuoteYes, but when you see how shiny her coat is, the effort is rewarded Well...yeah....but the smell involved in hoof cleaning I could do without! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #17 September 23, 2002 Quote"You don't want to take a shower with your wife" Can't be late for work EVERY day Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #18 September 23, 2002 Quote Can't be late for work EVERY day Technically, you can... if you're the boss or have a D licenseI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #19 September 23, 2002 QuoteQuote Can't be late for work EVERY day Technically, you can... if you're the boss or have a D license Oh. Well thanks Lummy. Youdaman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #20 September 23, 2002 QuoteTechnically, you can... if you're the boss Man...I do miss that about the Air Force....I was the boss so I could pretty much come and go as I pleased. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nws01 0 #21 September 23, 2002 Being the boss is a good thing. Except when you have bad employees. Hire and keep the right people and your life is great and you don't really have to do much. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #22 September 23, 2002 QuoteBeing the boss is a good thing. Except when you have bad employees. Boy, do I know all about that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #23 September 23, 2002 doing micro-eliptical CRW with skysurf boards, all of that. ------------------ Happiness IS skysurfing across the tops of your friend's canopy... :) -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #24 September 23, 2002 Happiness is having someone lay ontop of your canopy while in flight....Whoa Nellie!! Wait! I wanna know everything tooooooooo....BB runs after Billv....Bill? Oh Bill? what about the osmosis thingy? Come on dude I wanna know what you know!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #25 September 23, 2002 Boy, do I know all about that. ------- I hate you_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
freeflir29 0 #20 September 23, 2002 QuoteTechnically, you can... if you're the boss Man...I do miss that about the Air Force....I was the boss so I could pretty much come and go as I pleased. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #21 September 23, 2002 Being the boss is a good thing. Except when you have bad employees. Hire and keep the right people and your life is great and you don't really have to do much. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #22 September 23, 2002 QuoteBeing the boss is a good thing. Except when you have bad employees. Boy, do I know all about that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #23 September 23, 2002 doing micro-eliptical CRW with skysurf boards, all of that. ------------------ Happiness IS skysurfing across the tops of your friend's canopy... :) -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #24 September 23, 2002 Happiness is having someone lay ontop of your canopy while in flight....Whoa Nellie!! Wait! I wanna know everything tooooooooo....BB runs after Billv....Bill? Oh Bill? what about the osmosis thingy? Come on dude I wanna know what you know!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #25 September 23, 2002 Boy, do I know all about that. ------- I hate you_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
