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lummy

Don't have or want a Yuppie#?

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Don't feel you fit in to the YUPPIE crowd? Don't own a Bimmer but instead have an ole rusty ford pickup? Despise that gleaming new condo they just bought with all them stock options? Can't afford a new rig (every 6 months) so it matches your nailpolish? Have to collect beer cans to save for your next jump while THEY plop down their credit cards and buy blocks of 100 JT's?
If you've answered yes to more than 2 questions, then you are a perfect candidate for a new group being formed, the Trailer Trash Kids. That's right!!! Yes, you too can be a member of an elite and secret group of (anti)socialite's and have your very own #
Best of all, it's easy to qualify, you just have to post in here the following:

I wanna be a Trailer Trash Kid!!!




After that, make up an appropriate TTK name and assign yourself a # in order of post.

It's THAT simple...

Sincerely
Joe Bob Briggs (TTK#1)... You see, I'm not just the president of TTK . I'm also a client
I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

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Yo! Cuz JB! Good to see ya.

I be white trailer trash. I be liven in a beaten down mobile home (that's a trailer without wheels) on a half acre of dirt. There's one car that don't work no mo' settin' next to the tree; I'm tryin to kill second one now but she just won't seem to die no matter how much I ignore her basic needs. The horse be out in the front yard, the empty sheep pens be in the back. The two dogs chase the neighbors cat alla the time. I have a coupla guns. I likes beer.

I wanna be a Trailer Trash Kid!

I am TTK #7. I'dve picked a higher number, but that's as high as I went in skool so that's as many numbers as I no.

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What, you thought I was kidding about where I live?



Nah, I believed ya.;)

Actually in regard to the trailer trash thing, I have my own theory. You can be trailer trash and live in a really expensive home and you can live in a trailer and not be trash. It is sort of like class. Class is not something you can buy, it is something you have.



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Chris






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STTK#'s???

Nah.... tooo confusing.... Besides, you only need to answer yes to at least 2 of the questions to join, you don't need a trailer, and if a trailer is an aspiration, even better!!!!

Perfect HOOK!!!
I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

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I definitely do not fit into the Yuppie crowd. I own a BMW but hate upper management raiding the corporate till to give themselves nice fat option bonuses so they can have condos in Vail & Grand Cayman.

I WANNA BE A TRAILER TRASH KID!!!

Sensei Bubba. TTK#0

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"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

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