It's been awhile.....

[lummy 4]

Since I posted a joke.... WHAT? you think I was going to post more lyrics or something?

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically,
"What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

[moodyskydiver 0]

LMAO!!! That was cute!

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[Sebazz1 2]

So one day way out in the Canadian Wilderness Ned and Ted where sitting on their porch.

Ted "Hey Ned wanna play a game?"

Ned "Sure Ted!"

Ted "I'll write something on this paper and you try to guess what it is...Ok"

Ned "OK"

So Ted wrote the words Moose Dick on a piece of paper and placed it in his pocket. And Ned asked the first question...

Ned "Can you eat it?"

Ted "I reckon you can"

Ned "Is it Moose Dick?"

[happythoughts 0]

Fred moves to the Canadian wilderness (is that redundant ?). He has very few neighbors and finally meets one. He is complaining about having nothing to do and his new friend Bob tells him about a party.
"Do you like drinking ?" "Oh, sure, I like to drink". "Do you like to dance ?" "Oh, yeah... drinking and dancing". "There may be a little fighting." "No problem, I can hold my own." "Later on, there's goin' to be some wild sex too." "Great, I can't wait." "What should I bring ?" "Your favorite liqour and a snack, it's only going to be the two of us."