Will the bullshit never cease?

[ECVZZ 0]

Does the bullshit with an ex ever come to an end when you have a child (14 yrs. 8 mos. old - thank god!) together? 50/50 custody, and she's still as obnoxious and shit stirring as she was 3-1/2 years ago when I divorced her.

I'm thinking Mineshaft, or dismemberment. Somebody please give me some encouragement here. Btw, I wouldn't really do it, but the thought sure does appeal to me.

G. Jones

"I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

[lummy 4]

she might be found in a mineshaft.. definitely wouldn't work. a one way airline ticket to Europe and boatloads of cash would probably do the trick best of all, it's legal ;)

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[ECVZZ 0]

Thanks a buttload Lummy! My idea is still more realistic though.

Greg

[moodyskydiver 0]

Well,there are certain chemicals(natural or man made..your choice) you could mix that are tasteless and undetectable that,when digested, resemble a heart attack....

(I am kidding,for the record.But I do know the secrets...)

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[ECVZZ 0]

Thanks for the tip Moody, but I'm looking for something a little more dramatic to make me feel better. Like maybe a 155 grain gold dot hollowpoint in the forehead!

Again, for all you animal lovers, I wouldn't actually do it.

G. Jones

"I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

[lummy 4]

oh fine.. you REALLY want to know hjow to do it? it's simple, see first you get a pair of gloves that are 5 sizes to small, and wear them. Now go on over to her condo and chop her and her BF up into little pieces. Now hop into your Explorer and drive REAL slow to the border so the cops can give chase and all to think you are guilty. Last and here's the most important part, hire a REALLY good lawyer.. It'll work, It must, I saw it on TV

I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

[ECVZZ 0]

BF?...BF??? BWAAAAHAHAHA!!! I feel sorry for that poor bastard! Hey, maybe he'd gimme a hand! But...I like your train of thought!

G. Jones

"I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

[moodyskydiver 0]

Wanna get caught or wanna live freely and giggle about it?

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[ECVZZ 0]

Well, considering I can't jump in northern Nevada correctional center - men's max.....

G. Jones

"I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

[skygal3 0]

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oh my god amber!!!
i'm not pissing you off!!!!

[rhino 0]

You have it easy my friend.. At least you have 50/50

I am still fighting.. She gets free legal help because she decided to work part time when this broke out and make less money. I am $40,000 and counting in legal fees..

BUT I AM GAINING!!! And I will never stop..

Not only that but my fiance is also fighting with her ex over their little girl..

So I am fighting, my future wife is fighting.. She has won because her x is an idiot.. I will win because I am a rhino

Keep your chin up..

RGroper and I can tell you some war stories and make you feel ALLOT better

Rhino

[sunshine 2]

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I will win because I am a rhino

Can't argue with that logic.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[jraf 0]

Something more dramatic you say. Well take her golfing on a stormy day, tie a whole bunch of irons to her and leave her there to be thunderstruck. Need to make friends with your local metheorologist though. You can also always find a large ant hill in a remote wody area, smear her with honey and tie her to a nearby tree. Three days later there are only bones left and the cause of death remains unknown. All that given that you untie her afterwords.

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[happythoughts 0]

I hear ya. An ex is another obnoxious person. Here is how I deal with them. People who are jerks, are jerks everywhere. Someone else will punish them.
If a clerk at a convenience store is a problem, it is because their life sucks. If you complain to the manager, they get fired, maybe get a better job. Their life is the source of their unhappiness. Getting even is as simple as letting them continue to live it.
I used to carry around a huge amount of anger towards the ex. It owned me. It occupied my thoughts, ruined my day. When she called, I started saying "I don't have the time to talk about this right now...". She quit calling. You will always have contact because of the child, but it lessens.
My ex's life sucks now, mine is as close to perfect as I think it can get. I don't know if you can do this, but I'll say it. Let it go. It is hard, it takes time, but it works. Been there.

[freeflir29 0]

I got divorced in 1997. No it never goes away. I have no idea how much I have spent in legal fees. Somewhere WAAAAAY over $50,000. That situation is also what has kept me from starting a KICK ASS job for a little over 7 months now. I would have been done with school and on the job for 3 months by now. Instead, I sit here and wait. Working at a job that I hate....nothing like that to remind you every day who caused all this. Oh yeah....I haven't seen my son in over a year. So.....you ain't doin so bad. I keep hoping for her to have a nice car accident...maybe hit by a garbage truck....West nile.....AIDS.....I'll take whatever I can get.

[freaksister 0]

This thread explains perfectly why I am never going to do two things:

1)get married
2)have a baby

Either or both. Let's put it this way: I am so fucked up, I can't even get anyone to marry me, much less try to raise a family. They would be terrified the children would all be like me! HAHA

I hope you laughed...but I have a bad feeling that its TRUE! Of course, you could always look at it the other way, too. I have never WANTED to marry anyone. They rate I am going, I don't ever have to worry about illegitimate ones either. I hope I spelled that right because I am not using the spell checker. F it.
Simply, Sis...

[MyUserID 0]

Knowing what you guys know now, would you recommend getting a prenup to anybody who hasnt gotten married yet?

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Remember kids, eagles may soar, but at least weasels dont get sucked into jet engines.

[freeflir29 0]

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would you recommend getting a prenup to anybody who hasnt gotten married yet?

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!!!!!

[MyUserID 0]

Alrighty, it's settled then.

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[freeflir29 0]

Don't let them give you any bullshit about it either. "You don't trust me...Blah blah blah" Tell her that you trust her just fine now but have doubts about who she could turn into later...

[happythoughts 0]

"...recommend getting a prenup ...? "
Uhhh...no, a prefrontal lobotomy.

[lummy 4]

I just can't resist.......

Are sheep able to sign legal documents???

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[freeflir29 0]

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Are sheep able to sign legal documents???

Sort of...I like to use a large ink pad and just get a hoof print on the bottom of the document.

[ECVZZ 0]

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ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!!!!!

Clay is right. Don't even consider it without a pre-nup!!

Thanks to everyone for the laughs and good advice, I really appreciate it!
The replies to this thread have taken the edge off today, so I'll let her live another week. Thanks again everyone!! (Disclaimer: No, I wouldn't actually kill anyone. Just fantasize about it. )

G. Jones

"I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

[lummy 4]

glad to put a smile on your face Greg...


Now to be serious. Yeah, I know, the name Lummy and Serious should never be in the same sentence BUT, someone gave some REALLY good advice that you really might want to think about.

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I used to carry around a huge amount of anger towards the ex. It owned me. It occupied my thoughts, ruined my day. When she called, I started saying "I don't have the time to talk about this right now...". She quit calling. You will always have contact because of the child, but it lessens.

you and you alone have control of your life. I'll put this very bluntly, your X gets under your skin because you LET her. If you don't want to get aggravated over some BS she is saying or doing, DON'T LET IT say "WHATEVER" , WALK AWAY, hang up the phone, unplug it after..... JUST TAKE control of YOUR life.

I can provide horror stories about my X who is Bi-Polar. I don't let it get to me, I can't afford to let it, I have 3 children who depend on me.

Try it, I can guaruntee that after 6 months, you will be a much happier person. and if not, a free one way trip to Europe is still an option.....

I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1